20 Questions with Ron Zook
I was sitting in my room last night rubbing myself down with lotion, when I thought: Hey, I wonder what would happen if I had the chance to sit down and interview current (I add current, of course, because it’s obvious this douchebag will be fired within a few years) University […]

Of all the things we needed after a loss that put us at 2-2, a widespread public debate about the color of our visitors’ locker room was not one of them. The media in this state has pissed me off enough this week, and allowing a story like this to get out of hand […]

We have finally completed the 10-4 for Week 4. “Where the hell is the Week 3 10-4?” is a question you may have right now. The answer is that we suspended our judgement for the week after losing to Iowa State.
Here is Andyram’s response:
“I don’t think I’ve stopped drinking Coronas since […]

Iowa State, after the recent resignation of Bruce Van De Velde, is looking for a new Athletic Director. Personally, I think I’m the man for the job. Why, you ask? Well, it’s not because I like Iowa State–it’s because it puts me in a position to make things right, the way the […]

In the last couple of days, we have had some communication problems with our unwelcome Iowa State visitors. They don’t seem to understand that the “Same Song, Different Tune” post is not about making excuses for why we lost. We have done all that we can do in the comments to try and […]

There’s not much to say about the game itself. We stepped on our enormous dicks. Now we move on. Our dicks aren’t any smaller, they’re just a little worse for wear.
There is a therapy group that meets at The Fieldhouse (3rd Base) every night of the week. The counselors are named […]

black and gold is all you see
stop screaming bitch, just believe
and dont contest that were the best
unless you really wanna bleed this eve
weve got 45 badasses, and 15 in training
thats why we got michigan screaming
crying about last years team
and how its not redeeming
the last 4 years
but fuck that, you best step back
iowa hawkeyes is where […]

After a solid group of picks last week, we made some adjustments to this week’s 10-4 after seeing some game action. The Big Ten lived up to expectations by going 10-0 with 22.6 point average margin of victory. The Big 12 was just as bad as we expected it to be, going 9-2 […]

Tomorrow is the season opener, which is a day that means more than Christmas for most of you visiting this site, myself included. If you didn’t know that the season opener is tomorrow, click here and never show your ass ugly face at Hawkize again.
In the midst of thinking about how much […]