Week Seven 10-4
We apologize for not being able to produce our rankings every week lately. That is due mostly to my excessive drinking. So I figured I’d sit down, have a few Coronas, straighten my thoughts out(or bend them a little) and deliver you guys this week’s rankings.
Iowa is coming off a huge win at Purdue, Iowa State gets dominated by Baylor for Baylor’s first ever road victory in the very pathetic Big 12, and Penn State is now recognized as a serious contender. What a great weekend. Anyway, let’s get these rankings underway.
Top Ten
1. Iowa
This one is an obviously a no brainer. Drew Tate fucks Purdue’s world up for 357 yards and 3 TDs. Chad Greenway was all over the place. Abdul probably has a few Boilermaker souls kept in some jars in his basement. Clinton Solomon had his way on the field and I’m sure had his way off the field with whichever lady he wanted. Iowa deserves to be number 1.
2. Penn State
Now I called this one before the season. I tried to stress this to everyone else around the Hawkize office but nobody was buying it. They are now… Joe Pa is back and Michael Robinson is the second coming of Brad Banks to the Big Ten. They thrashed a good Ohio State team and have definitely earned their way onto the Top 10 all the way to number 2.
3. Notre Dame
They have something in common with Iowa–both are coming off big victories at Purdue. That alone is enough reason for them to be number 3, not to mention big wins against Washington, Michigan, and Pitt. Look for them to fuck USC’s world up Saturday so we can finally drop USC from our top 10… ahh fuck it…USC is off the Top 10 anyway. To be honest, I just don’t like them.
4. Laurence Maroney
This cat has 875 yards running the ball and is one big time playmaker. Oh, and let’s not forget about how he’s 5-1 with his only loss at Beaver Stadium (until he rolls into Kinnick, where’s he’s bound to have negative 875 yards rushing and two broken legs) and he’s coming off a big win at the Big House.
5. Alabama/Georgia
I couldn’t decide between these two teams, so I figured I’d just leave them equal until either one of them loses or until they play in the SEC Championship game. I should dock Alabama a few points for being a bunch incest freaks, but then I’d have to do the same for Georgia.
7. Ohio State
A few big wins and a few big losses. Apparently Ted and Santanio can’t do it all, but they sure as hell can keep Ohio State in our top 10.
8. Florida State
The offense is getting better and that defense is damn tough. They’d prolly only give up 40-50 points to any given Big Ten team. Although, having one of their leading receivers named “Fagg” doesn’t help their case.
9. Michigan State
Drew Stanton is starting to look like a player and the defense is better than what I thought. Maybe knowing they don’t have to play Iowa keeps their hopes up. They are coming off a loss against Michigan, and then they have to roll into the Horseshoe on Saturday. Things could get a little ugly for these guys here soon.
10. Virginia Tech
They’ll roll through their schedule, and we might not see a loss til the ACC title game when they should be playing FSU. Marcus Vick, well we gotta hand it to him, he likes getting drunk with 16 year old white chics, but don’t we all?
Bottom Four
1. Iowa State
Who the fuck hands Baylor their first ever Big 12 win on the road? Seriously, before the season started, I predicted ISU to win one game (I hoped they’d win none), and this was it. What a bunch of fucking tools.
2. Big East
Louisville and Pittsburgh were supposed to lead the way for this already shitty conference. Pitt fell off the map, and Louisville stepped on their own dick thinking they were a big fish in a small pond. And West Virginia?? I’ve been to West Virginia and what the fuck? How are they leading the way for this piss poor conference?
3. Temple
So they got kicked out of the Big East and are 0-5. Maybe I should flip them and the Big East around?
4. Oklahoma
With as terrible as they’ve been playing lately, maybe they should think about joining the Big 12 north? They’d fit in.
So there you have it, this week’s 10-4. Not much difference from the top and bottom but many changes in between. I guess that’s what you get when we go a couple weeks without the rankings. Let’s all get prepared for a big win for Iowa against Indiana and for ISU to go get their asses kicked by a team that backed out of playing Iowa, pussies…
GO HAWKS!
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It’s been pretty quiet around here lately even though our average number of hits is up. Could it be that ISU fans (even Herbie?!) have nothing to say after one of the most embarassing losses in recent memory?
oh shit, i’m not gonna lie that was the awful i cried for a little bit. i just havent had much to say i mean they played a good game vs an evenly matched nebraska but they couldnt pull off the win what can i say shit happens. but there is more football to be played so we shal see what bowl we get into eventhough it may be the toilet bowl at least it’s a bowl and we still have basketball season to look foward to
At least State fans realize that all their team will ever be good enough for is another crap “Participation Bowl”, the only bowl that it seems like we ever see them in.
This has nothing to do with anything really (and it’s not worth a post), but go to http://newsobserver.com/content/multimedia/sports/dynamite/ and watch this Chuck Amato/Napolean Dynamite cartoon. These guys need to work for us.
I think ISU is stumbling because they arent able to pump as much ass as they used to. As for their supporters that come to this site… ass eating is at an all time high for them… maybe they should join the ISU ‘queer squad’ and get their spirits up.
First off– those rankings fucking suck. You must have been honestly drunk to write that shit! Even though you all jerk off to ‘hawkize’ and IT IS a hawkeye site, YOU should all still realize that the Hawks should not be at #1–EVER, this year. It’s reality, and welcome back. Fuck, lets look at it this way–The cyclones spanked the fucking shit out of the Hawkeyes, correct? YES. The cyclones lost to a piss poor Baylor team, correct? FUCK YES. whats my fuckin conclusion? Baylor would fucking stomp the Hawkeyes until it just became silly. Facts are facts and I dont give a fuck with what all you pussies say. The Big 12 North is lookin real good too me, man. Fuck we, as in the Big 12 North, have already beat a top 10 Big 10 team. The cyclones out of all of them! Shit, thats some funny stuff. Im sure we’ll see a Mizzou team stomp the shit out of ISU this weekend. Conclusion–Mizzou would curb stomp those Suckeyes straight back to making up excuses for thier silly losses! Ignorance spreads lies. Just remember that.
BULLSHIT!! That is the most twisted logic I have seen yet by a visitor to this site, and there have been some real morons that have passed through here.
Let’s analyze what you just said:
1. ISU beats Iowa, Baylor beats ISU, Baylor would pound Iowa.
2. Mizzou will beat ISU, so Mizzou would beat Iowa as well?
Does the term “upset” mean anything to you? It’s ignorant to make win/loss associations like you just did. Clearly, Baylor is the door mat of Division 1-A. They stand no chance whatsoever against us, especially at home. Don’t get me started about Missouri. They didn’t play us for a reason: because they wanted to have a team left after we got through mangling them. You mixed together some simple “facts” and fabricated a scenario that any sane person would deem to be far fetched and ignorant.
This site is not a fucking democracy, nor is it a sounding board for talking up the Big 12 North, especially like that. Go preach to a group of people who don’t already hate you.
Twisted logic? Don’t over analyze what was said man. I read it perfectly clear.
1. ISU kicked the fucking shit out of Iowa;
2. Baylor kicked the fucking shit out of ISU;
3. In a logical, philosophical, way of explaining this situation is that Baylor, by the win, would LOGICALLY beat Iowa. What I just said is true. Correct me if it is false..But I think you’ll have trouble doing so (since Iowa never plays Baylor).
Next, ‘Upset’ means nothing. Just because Iowa looks fan-fucking-tastic on paper doesnt mean they will beat Baylor. Correct? I would like to think so. Obviously the truth speaks in that Iowa-ISU game.
I agree, this sight is a big 10 (Hawkeye) site…But this message board creates free words; hence, we have free reign (or a democracy) on this fucking board to state our opinions. My opinion is that I must have worked you up a little, or got your panties in a bunch. Better fix this problem, eh? Na, that would take away the fun! Free criticism. I think you should get to work. Opinion spoken.
That’s like saying:
1. All squirrels are mammals.
2. My old boyfriend is a mammal.
3. Therefore, my old boyfriend is a squirrel.
(sry to my ex)
If this was true… sorry to my ex. BUT.. now why doesn’t that make sense? Well, it’s an invalid argument (premise 1 and premise 2 are both true but premise 3 is false), and so is the one Calorie/Hawkeye for Life or whoever makes. Yes you have free reign to say what you want. Just don’t make yourself look like an idiot.
Here’s how I see it… Yes, Iowa State beat Iowa. They were lucky as shit and won because our team didn’t show up. Yes, Baylor beat Iowa State. Baylor was also incredibly fortunate. Therefore, Baylor could beat Iowa if they got lucky again.
In the world of probability, if a game were played today, Iowa would beat ISU and both Iowa and Iowa State would beat Baylor. That is what SHOULD happen, realistically.
Good job. It is invalid. You must have listened in class, wonderful. But you still get no credit, even though what you are arguing may be true.
Your argument is TOTALLY invalid to what is being discussed on the table. I am arguing on the basis of what has happened in the past can be used to explain (and/or hypothesized) what will happen in the future. Based on the facts that have occurred in the past with Iowa’s loss, I am inferring that they would lose to Baylor because of the certain, still factual, circumstances(in philosophical terms: IBE). Your ‘causal’ statement is irrelevant to the topic at hand..and, yea, im sorry for your squirrly -ex too, must have been a bitter break-up..If you were lookin’for nuts, I got ‘em for ya, babe!
I try not to act so idiotic…must be harder for some to not act like an idiot,though, right? ..or just trying to act smart..
–You can answer it.
The Final Gun has the Final word. Word, dawg.
1. i wash my dog
2. it is raining
therefor it rains when i wash my dog
that makes as much sence as saying that baylor would beat iowa and upsets do mean stuff if logic played out to be perfect then there would be no point im betting in sports because everyone would already know what would happen so i’m gonna say shut the fuck up and go huff raid
1. Rock beats scissors
2. Scissors beats paper
3. So does Rock beat paper too?
Absolutely not.
It’s true, Rock, Paper, Scissors solves all arguements.
Calorie, go fuck yourself-you’re a retard.
Well, this point about logic and upsets may never be settled. So lets stick to the facts: Iowa State is a worthless program in a worthless town with worthless fans. Even worthless people get lucky once in a while.
jaimito i may have to kill you then wake you up and kill you again. you want to talk about worthless towns lets talk iowa freakin city or des moines lets just say i could set it on fire, not look back, and have no problem with what i did
well herbie, i guess it would be easy enough to set it on fire. You ISU fans are the biggest flamers i know.
As much as I would like to delete every single comment left by an ISU fan (There is an administrative hierarchy here–I’ll say it again–this site is NOT a democracy) I’m going to let this keep going because it’s the first sign of intelligent life we’ve seen from an ISU fan yet.
I completely disagree with the “Baylor beats ISU, therefore beats Iowa” theory because it is clearly ridiculous. Yes, the logic makes sense on paper. If you can honestly say that you think Baylor would beat Iowa, you have no idea what’s going on. Restated–Yes, you can make a case for Baylor beating Iowa on the basis of past wins and losses. However, such a mechanical approach is rarely ever going to accurately predict an outcome, especially based on nothing more than a single win and a single loss. You’re wasting your time even attempting to argue about it. Go do something more productive–your time will be better spent.
I still don’t like the pink in your locker room, LESBIANS 4EVA!!!!
Being not bias I will say Iowa over Gaylor
45-10…seriously the way we got our asses handed to us by OSU really woke us up and told us that the BIG 10 is the best conference in the country and that we have to play to our potential all the time…Bias I say Hawks by 100
malachi- i agree with everything you said. Ferentz is a respectable guy so he would probably yank the starters in the first quarter if we played Baylor. If he let them play the whole game Iowa could win by 200 without any problems.
Mizzou should have a permanent spont in the Bottom 4 all of this year and next. Even if that means you expand it and call it the “Bottom 4 plus 1″ or “Bottom 4 sponsored by Mizzou, the Pussy Program” r something.
As Mikehawk knows deep down in his soul any team that runs the table in the SEC (now and forever tbe most badass conference in college football) deserves an automatic bid the the national championship game. Obviously I hope that will be Bama, but it could be GEE “I fucked my sister at an” ORGIAH. Fuck Texas and anyone else but USC who goes winless. USC plays in the Pussy 10 but have proven they have big brass ones while finishing undefeated in any non-SEC league is as worthless as a degree with University of Minnesota stamped on it.
Clearly I am suffering from part-time dsulezia/dislekia/dsylexia … I meant to say fuck Texas blah blah blah goes “undefeated”. While I am at it I would like to congratulate the triumvirate responsible for this website. It is always a great way to start my day at work even though I piss on Iowa.
Clearly I’m right. Georgia Southern would beat the shit out of USC. Have you seen them play? They are amazing. For realz, homey. I know that it is hard to tell who would win between a D1-A team versus a D1-AA team. But you gotta admit, there is some talent in ALLL D1 schools, yo. Now, since this is a Hawkize site, I wanna check ya’ll on to see if you all think that Gangsta Southern could match up with Iowa Squawkeyes? I’m thinking to myself that Iowa would have a hella but thrilla battle wid us. Give me yall’s opinions on whatcha be thinking.
Peace
Mike Squawk, GSU 4 eva. PLAYA OUT.
Ah, shit. I forgot to tellz yall’s what I felt on the earlier convo. Allz you haters who disagree wid Calorie are just fakes. That is the philosophy I go by. It all speakz truth, dawg. Aight, I’m o-u-t’ed again!
What the hell is that?
Damn.. I go to Iowa State and am an ISU fan, but even I don’t think Baylor would beat Iowa..
And leave my Tigers out of it.. What’d they ever do??
PS - Cole, wish I could’ve seen you at the Illinois game.. I think you would’ve appreciated the black & gold I was wearing
Even the stick on letters I put on the back… “I’d Only Wear This for #14! Go State!” 
MikeSquawk,
Shut up, you’re irritating.
isu fans should just shut up, put the cocks back in their mouths, and go ice their vaginas cuz theyve gotta be sore from the gang bang baylor put on them
calorie is back for 1st time…iowa lost ANOTHER game! Mizzou.
I can finish 90% of the arguements in one sentence: Fuck ISU, they suck cyclopes dick and fondle 5th graders just to corrupt them.
The world is right again. Iowa State wins, Nebraska loses, and Iowa loses. Hopefully the hawkeyes will be able to beat Minnesota to sneak in to a bowl game, or else they’ll be sitting next to us Cyclones at the end of the season watching other teams play.
Where did MikeHawk go on the website?
We’ll have the story on that shortly…
HAIL HAIL TO MICHIGAN!
SUCK THAT BITCHES!
Andy, you’re a dumbass. Why else would you be at a fricken community college. Just like Hawkeye women, Iowa cant be that hard to get into.
GoBlue, GoBlow yourself.
Alright guys… Enough of the melarky. We all know Blue knows nothing about Iowa women… I’m sure he’s got a few notebooks filled with love-doodles for every man he’s loved, so let’s let him get away with that one for a bit– alright, now he should die.
I suppose since we’ll never see the outcome of that Missouri-Iowa game, we’ll just let a Missouri Tiger break the season down for you..
According to local Iowa City sources, Iowa must have gotten fucked (even though refs are apart of the game, good or bad)…Too bad, eh?
ISU is doing another great job this season in the loss column (when they aren’t playing a PISS poor Oklahoma State team. Hell, didn’t Oklahoma State change to Oklahoma State School of the Blind?). Okay not funny, but its basically the truth..They really do suck.
..And Texas, respectively, is probably the greatest team ever assembled..Did Iowa City check out the BCS rankings? Yea, a Big 12 school is now #1. Now, explain how that can be if the Big 10 is the greatest conference ever that you all spout about? Penn State, at #9, is the top big 10 BCS team. All I have to say is this: Wow, congrats Big 10! That is just fucking crazy, eh?
“The world is right again. Iowa State wins, Nebraska loses, and Iowa loses.” —WHAT THE FUCK? what the hell does ‘the world is right again’ mean, or even elude to? As much as I want to like ISU, they really do suck ass..
Nebraska got rocked by Missouri and Missouri fucked ISU’s world, even with a back-up quarterback! lol, enough said..
ISU has lost to both Missouri and Nebraska, right? Fuck yea, and Nebraska fuckin’ blows. Iowa lost to, I would say, a very, very decent Michigan (sporatic at times)team who could have knocked the living shit out of ISU.
Coach, you need to let Cy take his dirty, shitty, dick out of your asshole and open your eyes and look at the loss column again. Other than beating the practice squad, Army (which has good reason to lose, they are protecting our asses), OK State School of the Disabled, and Iowa..You have no room to speak.. Unless, of course, it is about that ISU win over the Iowa Hawkeyes. Since this isnt the case, shut the fuck up. You should let the Baylor team speak for you.
I wonder what the comback will be for this post?
Let me just take a wild guess..
–Missouri backed out of the Iowa game?
You all should be lucky we did you a favor and kept quite possibly another Big 12 loss out of that hawkeye loss column..Tough shit.
Shiat! Todo, dude, chillz the fuck out, dawg! You wrote way to much mang! Too much, too much, too much time on doze hands of yers!
I like it though! I’llz have to agree with dat argument even though I don’t know boutz that Mizzourah team, playa. Allz this O. GEE knows is Georgia Southern baby! Chex that shiat out all you Hawks. If you are wanting a run for yo allz dough!
MikeSquawk–
Dude, shut up. Please. You are a moron and you know very well that GSU couldn’t last with the Hawkeyes let alone many other D1-AA teams. Why the hell am I even debating that?
Todo–
Are you serious? Dude, that’s some deep shit. I don’t know whether to cry or laugh.
i laughed and cried
i like how whenever i say something that seems to be the end of people commenting on that pirticular topic
Fine… I’ll start it up again… You’re a load that should have been swallowed.
What’s the matter Hawkize bitches? You don’t have much to say after getting punked at home by worthless Meeeechigan. Don’t blame the refs ’cause ya suck–Meeeechigan simply pulled their tampon out during OT during this epic pillow fight. ‘Nuff said.
Once again, like Andy said… the story will be coming soon. ‘Bitches’, ‘punked’, ‘Meeeechigan’, ‘Nuff’– I hope you die.
“Once again” looks like you can dish it but can’t take it. Crybabies. Looks like I struck a nerve on that last one….I figured that some numbnutted Hawk fan would take the bait. BLOW ME
Σ youre just mad because i made you swallow my load
Look, I haven’t been sober sincefr a couple days befre the michigan game aned mikehawk cant post due to an undisclosed matter and colestal broke his hand saturday night thats why we havent posted.. we’ll be aback on tracfk in a day or two
GO HAWKS
Tudo Touts: Nice game vs. Kansas. Iowa State wins, Nebraska loses, and Kansas beats Misery. Life is good.
Coach-
You still suck. Yea, MU did lose. I deserve the shit being thrown. But don’t throw shit when your team can’t even back your mouth up. Mizzou beat ISU, remember? Fuckin Baylor beat you, and I know you remember that! Quit typing and talking you stilly faggot. You are making your fellow ISU fans look more homo than they already are.
I think you have me confused, Herbie… I’m not your frat leader.
Todo Tuots: I’ll repeat myself. Iowa State wins, Nebraska loses, Misery loses, and Iowa pisses a win down their leg. Great weekend in my opinion.
So whats up with this they arent near 10-4
HAHA FUCKERS
This site has officially hit a new low. Greg, the “Weekly 10-4″ stands for Top 10, Bottom 4. College teams do not play 14 games in a season, thus it is not possible to have a 10-4 record.
Three consecutive 10 win seasons is nothing to be making fun of, but thanks for trying. 10 is a number that’s unattainable by ISU unless it’s in the loss column, which you have done several times in the past. Here are some resources that might help you: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22learn+to+read%22