Well, since the Clowns look to be bowling in Houston, they should start looking toward basketball season. That got me thinking about Hilton Magic and such, and I thought: “Hey, why not put together the All-Time Clone Basketball team?” So, here goes- ISU’s finest.
Coach: Larry Eustachy
Eustachy was a heck of a coach- he taught coeds […]

As you probably know, the Big Ten released its All-Conference football teams on Tuesday, November 22nd. They didn’t bother to ask us what we thought about the media’s selections, which is bullshit because Hawkize is (loosely) categorized as media. It’s alright though, we don’t want to be grouped with the rest of the […]

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No words- Just warm feelings.

Okay, ISU fans, you might not want to read this one… Seriously, I am sure this will offend you, none the less… I do not give a shit, just a fair warning. I hate all of you and do not care about Iowa State.
Well it is Thanksgiving and I am sitting here, drunk off my […]

Saturday’s Gopher ass kicking was the end of the road for the 2005 regular season, and now it’s time to go bowling. It’s anybody’s guess which one we’ll be going to, and it will be a couple weeks before the selection committees make their picks. We’ve got some thoughts on where we’d like […]

I couldn’t help but notice the barrage of advertisements for the upcoming Cyclone basketball season. Billboards, signs, posters, and TV ads all have this damn Jack Trice quote with the words “I Will” as the tag line. Makes me sick.
First off, tell me how many ads for Hawkeye athletics you’ve seen lately. […]

I’m just going to come out and say it: We’ve got the best linebackers in the nation hands down. The Big Ten as a whole has some freakishly good linebackers, but no team in the nation has a better trio than Abdul Hodge, Chad Greenway, and E-Muscle. I would even go as far […]

OK, we lost to ISU in football, the retards squeak a game out of us every now and then and we move on, usually to bigger and better things. Iowa State doesn’t have a clue what national attention is and they probably never will. Anyway that is not the point of this article. […]

Alright, it is Monday morning and we usually find ourselves talking about a crazy weekend of college football. Although, there is a bigger story this weekend. Yes, Iowa States basketball team loses their first exhibition game to EA Sports. Lets take a look at a few possible reasons..
Did the ISU starters sit […]

So you may have been wondering: “What the hell happened to the Hawkize guys?” It’s reasonable to suspect that something might be wrong. After all, we haven’t posted since October 10th, and Mikehawk suddenly vanished without a trace. I’ve even seen some of the opposition second guessing our Hawkeye spirit. You’re […]