How are we doing?

Posted by Mikehawk on January 05th, 2006

HAWKIZE.COM UPDATE:

Colestal is still drunk. He keeps passing in and out, mumbling something to the effect of “Fuckn Greensides Offway bullshit I fuck Oscar Meyer up fuck shit.”

Andyram has killed seven people just for mentoining Florida. Even a 12 year old kid on a bike who said he wanted to go to Disneyworld.

I’m hopped up on Zantac 75 and am thinking about drinking a quart of Vodka, just to see if it’s possible. Why not?
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Don’t blame our parents- they’re nice people.

Blame Conference USA.

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7 Responses to “How are we doing?”  

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  1. 1 Herky4President on Jan 8th, 2006 at 8:26 pm:

    fuck c-usa

  2. 2 Robert Green, Jax, Fl on Jan 11th, 2006 at 6:28 am:

    Could you provide me the name of the official who made the offsides call?

  3. 3 Anonymous on Jan 11th, 2006 at 11:42 pm:

    ur gay

    go cyclones!!

    u faggots can’t beat us

  4. 4 Fuck State on Jan 12th, 2006 at 3:08 am:

    wait “anonymous”….you are obviously a cyclone fan….yet you are reading articles on a completey pro-hawkeye website….explain your logic.

  5. 5 Mikehawk on Jan 12th, 2006 at 6:51 am:

    Trick question: he can’t read.

  6. 6 ISU sucks on Jan 18th, 2006 at 4:29 pm:

    State fans can shut up at least we played a real team. they can say all they want about how great TCU is, but they lost to SMU, end of story!!…FLorida would whip TCU and ISU anyday of the week..Fuck State

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