Ellis Hobbs Pisses Playoff Game Away

Posted by Colestal on January 15th, 2006

Denver, CO–The Denver Broncos crushed the New England Patriots’ Super Bowl hopes tonight with a 27-13 win. Ellis Hobbs, a rookie cornerback from Iowa State, fumbled on a crucial kickoff return and was beaten deep multiple times in the loss.

“I didn’t even know who Ellis Hobbs was until he fumbled on that kickoff,” said a disgruntled Tom Brady. “Then he really pissed me off after he got torched for two touchdowns after that.”

Hobbs became a starter by default after the Patriots’ secondary was decimated by injuries during the regular season. However, it appears we have seen the last of Ellis Hobbs in a Patriots uniform. Brady revealed Hobbs’ fate after the game. “As the team’s leader, I felt it was my duty to tell him that he needs to pack up his shit and leave. He won’t be back next year.”

Patriots wide receiver/kick returner Tim Dwight, a former All-American from the University of Iowa, criticized New England’s management for drafting Hobbs. “They drafted him before I signed with the team. Trust me, if I would have been here before the draft, I would have told them how terrible Iowa State players are in the NFL. They’ve all got a losing pedigree–not the type of guys you want on your team. They have no idea how to win.”

In the postgame press conference, Tom Brady pointed out the widespread impact of Hobbs’ mistakes. “His awful performance hurt so many people–Timmy D, Teddy, Corey Dillon, Coach Belichick–it’s really unbelievable how bad Ellis Hobbs really is. I really feel sorry for Bill. His wife left him, so he’s probably going to spend the entire offseason on the couch in his office scheming up new ways to dominate the NFL.”

Brady, always the optimist, was able to shed a positive light on Hobbs’ dismal performance. “At least I don’t have to face Bob Sanders next week. I saw what he did to Willie Parker a few weeks ago, and I don’t want any part of that. I heard Parker can’t sleep at night because Bob haunts his dreams. Sanders has Parker’s soul stored in a jar on his mantle. That’s some freaky shit.”

Hobbs was unavailable for comment following the game. We were told by New England’s media staff that Hobbs was released with approximately five minutes remaining in the game and was not allowed to return to the locker room because he is no longer with the team.

“He really, really sucks,” lamented Patriots owner Bob Kraft. “It became pretty obvious during the game that he has no future with this team, so we sent him home midway through the fourth. This offseason, we’re going to overhaul our scouting procedures to make sure that we never draft a player this terrible again.”


86 Responses to “Ellis Hobbs Pisses Playoff Game Away”  

  1. 1 Mikehawk

    Looks like Hobbs won’t be one of the five layers of Visa Security.

  2. 2 Herbie

    How about Tim Dwight fuckin up a punt return? Oh yeah and Bobby Sanders just fuckin up the colts chances at a playoff?

  3. 3 Yeeha

    Bob Sanders had a report of his own today on NATIONAL TELEVISION BEFORE THE GAME, and he didn’t fuck up the colts chances, the o-line did. tim dwight is better than hobbs could ever THINK of being!

  4. 4 Colestal

    If by “fuckin up a punt return”, you mean Tim Dwight fell down, I’ll take that any day over a lost fumble and blown coverages. Ellis Hobbs was terrible–there’s no denying that. As far as the Colts, that one has to go primarily on Peyton Manning and the offense’s lack of execution. Dallas Clark caught a touchdown, and Bob Sanders had 10 tackles, including 7 solo. The Iowa guys did what they needed to do.

  5. 5 hawk4ever

    “Best Website Ever” - a Hawkeye fan in Colorado…great stuff guys keep it up!!!

  6. 6 hawks4life

    Wow, that was funny as hell.

  7. 7 Billy

    I will tell you firsthand from a true Patriots fan that Ellis Hobbs is the biggest fuckup on the New England Patriots last night. That fumble cost us the game.

  8. 8 Herbie

    Billy, what about the other 5 turnovers that the Patriots had that game?? How can you even think that that INT that Brady threw in the endzone that would have been a touchdown didnt cost them the game?

  9. 9 Colestal

    Here’s the bottom line: Ellis Hobbs made his team worse by being on the field. That’s unacceptable.

  10. 10 Billy

    Go ahead and subtract 1 from 5, because one was a desparation deep ball. It was a team effort failure, but Hobbs punt fumble came at a VERY crucial point in the game. Not to mention gave outstanding field position to the Broncos.

  11. 11 sixer

    man you guys suck! FUCK THE HAWKS!

  12. 12 j dirt

    That didnt shock me about hobbs dropping the ball. All he is, is another iowa state fuck up and thats all he ever will be. And Herbie you cant even compare hobbs to dwight or sanders because those guys are about 100 times better then hobbs will ever be. Dwight and Sanders in wheelchairs are still probarely better then hobbs

  13. 13 timmy
  14. 14 j dirt

    and Sixer fuck you. You fucking bastard. Go sit in lames and do nothing. You fucking cock sucker.

  15. 15 Real Issue

    If I remmeber correctly, Hobbs was a rookie and a 4th rd pick, not playing the entire season; thrown into the starting rotation…his stats are:
    I’ll list Dwights numbers, too.
    Returns
    Hobbs
    15 att/ 361 yds./ 24.1 avg.
    Dwight
    10 att./250 yds./25.0 avg.
    Punts
    Dwight
    32 att/273 yds./8.5 avg.
    Hobbs-no attempts
    Tackles
    Hobbs
    42 tot./33 solo/9 assist.
    Dwight
    no tackles
    Interceptions: Hobbs-3, Dwight-0
    Receptions
    Dwight
    29 for 441 yds./15.2 avg. 4TD’s
    Hobbs-no receptions
    Rush
    Dwight
    4 for 11/2.0 avg.
    Hobbs-no attempts
    And lest us not forget the pride and joy of Manchester Iowa, the 2nd overall pick in the ‘04 draft…Robert Gallery. Here is his ‘05 impressive stats:
    2005 Regular Season Game Log
    WEEK OPP RESULT
    Week 1 @NE L 30-20 Did Not Play
    Week 2 KC L 23-17 Did Not Play
    Week 3 @PHI L 23-20 Did Not Play
    Week 4 DAL W 19-13 Did Not Play
    Week 5 Bye
    Week 6 SD L 27-14 Did Not Play
    Week 7 BUF W 38-17 Did Not Play
    Week 8 @TEN W 34-25 Did Not Play
    Week 9 @KC L 27-23 Did Not Play
    Week 10 DEN L 31-17 Did Not Play
    Week 11 @WAS W 16-13 Did Not Play
    Week 12 MIA L 33-21 Did Not Play
    Week 13 @SD L 34-10 Did Not Play
    Week 14 @NYJ L 26-10 Did Not Play
    Week 15 CLE L 9-7 Did Not Play
    Week 16 @DEN L 22-3 Did Not Play
    Week 17 NYG L 30-21 Did Not Play

    WOW, millions of dollars to be a total fucking waste of space. I guess you can’t fuck up if you don’t play. Hobbs can tell Mr. Gallery about actually being good enough to play for the world champs, not sitting on the bench for one of the worst teams in the NFL.

  16. 16 Colestal

    Uhhh…Gallery starts at right tackle for the Raiders: http://www.raiders.com/team/depth.jsp

    The stats on ESPN.com are wrong. Good try though.

  17. 17 Real Issue

    Colestal, you are right. My information was incorrect. SI.com lists him as a 16 game starter. ESPN sucks.
    Another Hawkeye NFL deadbeat…..(from a Geocities Site)
    Hypothetically Frequently Asked Questions
    1. Who’s Chuck Long?

    Chuck Long is a former NFL quarterback who had a less-than-stellar career.

    As a college QB for the University of Iowa, Chuck was a beast. A First Team All-America selection, Chuck Long was awarded the 1985 Maxwell Award, as the nation’s top player, the Davey O’Brien Award, as the nation’s top quarterback, and was the runner-up for the Heisman Trophy to Bo Jackson in the closet race in the award’s history. In regular season play, he threw for 9,210 yards. Including the bowl games, he became the first quarterback in NCAA history to throw for over 10,000 yards (10,461). A three-time All-Big Ten selection and Big Ten Athlete of the Year, as a senior, Long set school and conference passing records with 10,461 yards and 74 touchdowns on 782 completions (including bowl games). He led the Hawkeyes to four bowl games and was the MVP of the 1982 Peach Bowl and 1983 Freedom Bowl. As a junior, he set an NCAA record with 22 straight completions and finished seventh in the Heisman Trophy balloting. He led his teams to a 35-13-1 record.

    So with a resume like that, you’d think he’d go on to have a long (no pun intended) and illustrious run in the NFL. You’d be wrong.

    Drafted #12 overall by the Detroit Lions in 1986, Chuck was not quite the savior the Lions expected. His best season was 1987, in which he threw 2,598 yards, 11 touchdowns and 20 interceptions. After four woeful seasons behind center, Chuck packed his bags for the sunny skies of Los Angeles. In 1990, he threw for a whopping 5 yards as a Ram. Shortly thereafter, professional football vanished from Los Angeles entirely. Coincidence? You be the judge.

    Chuck probably kicked around for a few years, got drunk on occasion, and maybe stabbed a few hobos. Nobody really knows for sure. Then he joined the football coaching staff at his alma mater. After working his way up the ladder, he moved on to the University of Oklahoma. His tutelage of Josh Heupel was no doubt instrumental in the Sooners’ NCAA championship in 2000. He’s currently the Oklahoma offensive coordinator.

  18. 18 Billy

    It’s just that ISU fans get a boner whenever they have a player actually make it to the draft, and think they are going to be the greatest player in the history of football.

    And Real Issue, you seriously need to get a life.

  19. 19 Real Issue

    Billy–You are just the most retarded puke I’ve ran into all day…..Hawkize like you like to make fun of ISU but can’t take the heat about the Sqawkeye failures. Just because I take the time to back my arguments (albeit the ESPN info was grossly wrong)about Hobbs contributions to the team shows something that you obviously lack: brains. Go fist yourself.

  20. 20 Billy

    I’m not making fun of ISU. But I will give it to you… “retarded puke” was an exciting quip. What you lack is a sense of humor, and a touch of personality. You don’t know how to take a comedic anecdote as just that. You spend hours preparing your next big comment on here that hopefully will net you some respect points from people that read this. But here is the catch… NOBODY RESPECTS YOU AS A FUCKING PERSON! Don’t you get it? More Iowa State fans probably visit Hawkize.com than Iowa fans. You hate what they write, but you find yourself coming back for more? How does it feel that you cannot control yourself enough to ignore what 3 guys that are just having fun have to say, and move on with your life?

    I will guarentee you that I know more about E. Hobbs’ stint with the Patriots so far this season, as I have watched every game this season. He has played the role player position. Has he done an alright job? Yes, for the season… he has. Will he be an outstanding player no? Was he a choke artist on Saturday? Yes.

  21. 21 Billy

    Also, nice going on the Robert Gallery thing. DUMBASS.

    And for the shot on Chuck Long… how about a running back by the name of Troy Davis from ISU? He’s been tearing it up in the NFL.

  22. 22 Real Issue

    Do you know I spend hours preparing my next statement? Anybody who can look information up can do so in about 2 minutes. Did I say I was an ISU fan? How do you know? I know that you could assume that considering your brain dead responses. It takes you two responses to get you point across? I admitted that the Gallery information was incorrect which is more than you’ll ever do. You will never have enough balls to admit when you’re wrong. (The previous post states that the stats for Hobbs was wrong, but I meant Gallery) As for my lack of personality you fucking wouldn’t know if personality IF hit you in the face. So that’s it–no one respects me as a person! Thats what’s wrong!?!?! I’ve beeen totally oblivious all these years!!!! What self help book have you been reading lately? Good analysis! I would believe it if you had a fucking clue. I don’t need respect points from you or anybody on this worthless site. As for you Billy and this site and I could walk away and never look at it again, but I enjoy peeking in on an orgy of mental retardation once and a while and reminding myself of why I’m NOT a Iowa fan. FUCK OFF.

  23. 23 Mikehawk

    Okay, two can play this game, fuckball.

    Iowa State also had a Heisman runner-up who never started in the league. (At least Chuck did.)

    Our Heisman runner-up, Long, is now a successful football coach.

    Your Heisman runner-up can’t even pronounce his own name. Twoy Davwis, anyone?

    How’s the CFL, Twoy?

  24. 24 Blue House Alum

    Wow…Billy and Real Issue both need to take a break, get a life, and stop staying up all night arguing across the state on a funny little website. Come on guys go get drunk and try to get a girl. Give your computers and jar of vaseline a break.

  25. 25 Billy

    If I sure was wrong at one point or another, feel free to point it out to me. I am a very realistic person. But it proves that you don’t know much at all about football if you didn’t know that Robert Gallery started for the Oakland Raiders.

  26. 26 Colestal

    This whole deal brings up an intersting point: Has Iowa State ever had a successful NFL player? I’m kind of drawing a blank here. Keith Sims might be the best they’ve got, but linemen barely count. Any other suggestions are welcomed…

  27. 27 Billy

    Reggie Hayward ain’t bad. Other than that, I am stumped. I believe he spent the last 4 years before going to Jacksonville.

  28. 28 Billy

    Last 4 years in Denver, typo.

  29. 29 Real Issue

    I’ll be a man among boys here and admit that I don’t have time to watch Raiders games because: (In no particular order)
    A.)They suck
    B.)I don’t give a shit about Robert Gallery
    C.)I don’t watch the NFL every week because I have shit to do.
    As for Clonies in the NFL; good ones are few and far between. TD is a total joke, was way too small to play in the NFL.

  30. 30 The Other Drew Tate

    How can anyone bash Gallery? He was the fucking second pick in the draft!!! Why don’t you accept that Gallery is an awesome player and quit being bias and I swear that when ISU gets a worth a shit player in the NFL and does well that I will say that they are also a good player. So what if Gallery is on the Raiders, his presence on that team is definately a help…remember that offensive line is not a position where a difference on the scoreboard can be made significantly represented.

  31. 31 RollAwayTide

    You’re not allowed to call Troy Davis TD…. Tim Dwight is TD for two reasons:
    1. Tim Dwight is better
    2. Tim Dwight has more NFL touchdowns (TDs)

  32. 32 Herbie

    Well lets take a look at Seneca Wallace and Brad Banks. Well that wouldnt be fair since Brad plays in Canada.

  33. 33 Mikehawk

    Oh okay, let’s look at Seneca, the next Doug Pedersen who won’t ever take a meaningful snap in his life.

    Congrats.

  34. 34 Billy

    Lets take a look at Dallas Clark, Demond “Bob” Sanders, Robert Gallery, Ladell Betts Nate Kaeding, and Jason Baker vs. Reggie Hayward, Sage Rosenfels and…. shit?

    P.S. Yes, I threw a punter and kicker in there. Because they are doing more than what most ISU players will ever achieve in the NFL.

  35. 35 Fuck State

    And it seems like no one is mentioning all the hawkeyes that will be in the NFL next year. I also thought it was funny to see that Tony Yelk is entering the draft. You know that kicker that couldnt hit a PAT to save his life.

  36. 36 Real Issue

    RollAwayTurd, here’s a newsflash for you. No one elected you the official guardian of Hawkize nomenclature. TD is Troy Davis. Period. Tim Dwight is Tim Dwight. I’ll refer to them as I damn well please.
    As far as the rest of this crap is concerned, I’ll concede that the Hawks have some good NFL talent out there and leave it at that. ISU’s rep in the NFL needs some work and I’ll leave it at that. Despite my ramblings in defense of Hobbs, your article was pretty good. If you guys get your rocks off blasting ISU then good for you. I won’t be so offended from here on out because frankly it’s not worth it.

  37. 37 Billy

    Real Issue, it would be a lot more tempting to actually pay attention to what you say if you would actually know what you are talking about. Which you obviously do not, which is made clear by your lack of knowledge of Robert Gallery’s status in the NFL. You say you don’t watch the NFL hardly at all, but you’re sitting here making claims and stating your opinion on it like you’re John fucking Clayton.

  38. 38 young jeezy

    All in all guys, you can stop arguing. In the end, we all know the hawks fucking SUCK! We owned you guys both times this year and its funny you start somehting even though we handed your asses to yourself, go ahead though, keep talking all that hawk eye regime bull shit you all talk every fucking day, go ahead!

    23-3
    72-60, 9-4 in the CyHawk challenge, but go ahead! Keep talkin!

  39. 39 Billy

    People give a shit about the Cy-Hawk challenge?

  40. 40 ISU sucks

    lets think? Cy-Hawk series, nope not really….Iowa is more concerned with conf. champ. iowa state beats us and then craps out when they do for the rest of the year. Quick Quiz? Iowas last B10 Football Champ? 2004…ISU’s last football conference champ? NEVER in 114 years! way to suck it up state. Oh and just wait till we whip your panzie asses in kinnick next year, but as a hawk fan id rather beat some good teams like Mich or Wisc not the losers in lames. Fuck State, Go Hawks, this is the god-damned hawkeye state, go to the state website, it says that for OFFICIAL nickname!

  41. 41 michael

    The hawks plain and simply suck, this website sucks, your fans suck, everything about the iowa hawkeyes just suck, HOOK EM’ HORNS! which means im on ISU’s side (go big 12)

    06 National Champs!

  42. 42 marko johnson

    I love the cyclones! Go cyclones! They Rock! YEAH!!! Go Cyclones! I Love Ames! Todd Blyther is god! I love the Cyclones! Go Cyclones! We won this year! YEAH!

  43. 43 Billy

    People like Michael are the ultimate epiphony of the pedigree that ISU fans are.

  44. 44 Colestal

    That comment by “young jeezy” is really, really ignorant. We’re talking about Hawkeyes in the NFL here… meaning the culmination of players from several years, not just one. But on that subject… despite our losses to Iowa State, our football team will produce more pros this year than ISU’s football and basketball teams combined.

  45. 45 Real Issue

    Billy you obviously don’t get it. As I stated about 3 times already, I had faulty information by way of ESPN’s site. I admitted that it was wrong. I had to look up Gallery’s information because unlike you, I don’t spend the entire NFL season with my head lodged up Gallery’s ass to get information regarding his playing time. As I said before, I had the balls to admit I fucked up. You can’t even grow a pair to do that. I said that I don’t watch the games every week. That means I might get to watch part of a couple of games during the week but I don’t obsess over every game you fucking dolt. I don’t watch every game or pay attention every former hawk because I simply don’t have time. It’s called having a life….which you don’t obviously have. So when I have to go searching for information via reputable sources and the information is incorrect, I admitted I was wrong. Do you get it now?

  46. 46 The Other Drew Tate

    You are right Colestal…shit I bet we will have more Linebackers and Receivers in the pros next year than all of ISU’s basketball and football….and the fucking truth is that all ISU will ever produce are players like Seneca Wallace, Paul Shirley, and Marcus Fizer and make no impact in the pros.

  47. 47 Pete Maravich

    The Hawkeize and their stupid regime just plain old SUCK!

  48. 48 Billy

    Heres a tip Real Issue… if you don’t know shit about what you are saying. Say nothing at all. I believe a wise man once said something about that.

  49. 49 Anonymous

    Confuscious say Billy is a tool.

  50. 50 Billy

    Confuscious say it is obvious that Clown fans love this website. Or it would appear that they do.

  51. 51 Andyram

    Confuscious is a D-bag.

  52. 52 Anonymous

    Confuscious say Hawkeyes are un-original bastards.
    Confuscious say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
    Confuscious say me no like imitating Hawks fans.

  53. 53 billy

    the hawks suck! Go clones!

  54. 54 Billy

    Haha. Yeah post under my name. Brilliant!

  55. 55 what the hell

    colestal.. u gotta be kidding me. has iowa state ever had a good nfl player?? how about jordan carstens from ure hometown. walked onto iowa state. started some games rookie year for the panthers forced a fumble had some tackles. now is 3rd year starting for the panthers and in a rotation getting lots of playing team. they beat the best team in the world (the bears). yeah id say iowa state has had at least 1 good player in the nfl and u knew about him damn it.

  56. 56 L McP

    the bears…?

  57. 57 flander_1

    23-0
    72-60

    :)

  58. 58 Colestal

    For the second time (flander_1)… this has nothing to do with the games this year. Don’t be an idiot. As far as Jordan Carstens, there’s a difference between starting and being “good”. It all depends on how you evaluate the term “good”. IMHO, in the NFL, every starter in the NFL is good, so just starting doesn’t make you a standout player. Carstens may start, but he’s no All-Pro like a certain Bob Sanders.

  59. 59 Billy

    I’m sorry, but the Bears are not the best team in the world. The best team in the world needs a least a little offense. No disrespect to the Bears or anything.

  60. 60 L McP

    Bears fans don’t even like the Bears… I went to a game, I’ve never heard someone in all orange and navy screaming so many profanities at their own team…and it was everyone in orange and navy.. Traumatic experience to say the least.

  61. 61 Billy

    I can imagine, that sounds stupid

  62. 62 hudhawk

    cyclones and all their fans are idiots. they may have won the 2 battles this year….but the hawks won the football war, and are on their way to win the b-ball war…..

  63. 63 ZoundBrigade

    The one “arguement” Clown fans always make: “uhh…We beat the Hawks…uhh..we won the Cy-Hawk trophy..” Congratulations, what does your “big time” program have to show for itself when the dust settles. Well, lets look. Surely if beating Iowa wasnt a fluke, then Iowa State would beat the laughing stock of a team that is Baylor at home…..um ok so they fail that one. Surely if beating Iowa wasnt a fluke, they could win one of the easiest conferences in in all college football, the pathetic Big 12 north, surely they wouldnt blow another Big 12 north title?…..um, guess the Clowns fail again. Such a “big time” program would have won a conference title at some point in its schools history, right? Again, the Clowns come up snake eyes. The bottom line, the shit talking that Iowa State fans do writes checks that their sorry program cant dream of cashing. Iowa State fans, come back and post on this web site when you acutally get something to brag/defend/be proud of. Because, as the program has proven in recent years, you can win all the damn Cy-Hawk series trophies you want (struggling to contain laughter) but untill you win a conference champ., um, since you guys all ride the short bus, I can dumb that down to a Big 12 north champ. and maybe have some players win awards or amount to something in the NFL, you guys got nothing. Oh, by the way, saying fuck the Hawks wont change anything either, so all you ISU morons (I know thats being redundant) spare me.

    Why do the birds fly upside down over Ames?
    Because it ain’t worth a shit.

  64. 64 turtleHAWK

    God, I hate Iowa State fans…I wonder if Indiana fans have had to put up with shit like this after losing to their little brother, the Sycamores this year. Are all you cyclone fans going to tell me that the Sycamores have a better team than the Hoosiers? No, you’re not. I’ll be the first to admit, as much as it pains me, that you guys have had some good teams in the past. But also in there, you guys have been the most consistently inconsistent. You guys have probably the best basketball team you’ve ever (whenever it was when fizer was there), and you lose to HAMPTON. Are any of you going to sit there and tell me that Hampton was the better team that year??
    We’ve had 4 losses so far (I’ll even give you five if you wanna throw MSU in there, because its not looking pretty) but all have been on the road, and all have been to tournament teams. You guys dropped two at home: a blowout to IONA (who the fuck is Iona?) and Fresno State. In regards to football, you guys plain pissed the conference championship down your leg with losses to BAYLOR at home, and at Kansas. And I don’t want to hear about this fuckin’ ridiculous “Change 5 plays and we’re undefeated” or “we’re a BCS team” because anyone can use that argument. Give any team in the nation 5 plays and they can claim 3-4 more wins. Fact of the matter is those plays don’t mean shit. Had you guys not choked to Baylor and Kansas ( I won’t even throw Mizzou’s sorry asses in there) I might, MIGHT, have been able to admit you guys had a noteworthy team, but until you guys start winning the one’s your supposed to, instead of banking your season on a single game, three weeks in, you guys will never be as good as you all see yourselves…

    Go Hawks!

  65. 65 L McP

    Well said ZoundBrigade and turtleHAWK.

  66. 66 Herbie

    No one said we have a “big time” program Iowa’s program has been established for many years, but it makes me feel good inside when i see Iowa State’s athletics out proform Iowa’s. Or in the case of today watching them get spanked by 30 by MSU.

  67. 67 whos cy

    I don’t know about anybody else, but I sure would hate to see Iowa State’s athletics out PROFORM Iowa’s too.

  68. 68 Colestal

    …a team that made it to the Final Four last year and returned everyone. I’m not saying we played well, but let’s not forget how good of a team Michigan State is.

  69. 69 whos cy

    Not to mention that MSU was ranked…I don’t believe that Texas A&M was…

  70. 70 what the hell

    colestal…….January 17th, 2006 | 1:28 pm

    This whole deal brings up an intersting point: Has Iowa State ever had a successful NFL player? I’m kind of drawing a blank here. Keith Sims might be the best they’ve got, but linemen barely count. Any other suggestions are welcomed…

    oh im sorry “colestal” i think we have a misunderstanding… u wanted a successful nfl player. jordan carstens is definitely successful. he plays in the nfl and has his job anchored no questions asked and he does good. im not sure how u can argue against that and its too bad u r suddenly “drawing a blank” on the NFL player WHO U WENT TO SCHOOL WITH just because u r obsessed w/the suckeyes. also before u said…”there’s a difference between starting and being ‘good’.” then u followed that up by saying.. “every starter in the NFL is good” sooo u r not making sense and im pretty sure u just called jordan carstens good which solidifies my point that u do know of someone and yes theres a good,successful isu player in the nfl.

  71. 71 L McP

    Wow, you thought of one. I’m sure impressed… Athletes from Colestal’s school are all pretty much studs anyway so it wouldn’t suprise me.

  72. 72 Dr. Pepper

    I’m pretty sure if Casey Baldwin had entered the draft he might of gone 1st round. For those of you who don’t know who that is, he was the holder for ISU a couple years back. Who the hell reserves a spot on the roster for someone that holds, damn even I can play for ISU.

  73. 73 Clown

    The Hawks fucking suck and so do their fans, yeah we have a good program…my ass, FUCK THE HAWKS! Go clones, oh and its not spelled clowns…typically hawkeye dumbass bullshit

  74. 74 what the hell

    well thanks lmcp. im an athelete from colestals school. id like to see what he has to say though. he asked a question i showed him the answer. and whoever the dumbass who talked on coles name is… thats not appreciated.

  75. 75 Mikehawk

    There have only been a select few “athletes” ever to attend your school, bud- and you’re not one of them.

  76. 76 ZoundBrigade

    Boy you cyclones are sharp ones! Not only do you try to make a “point” with a string of profanity, but you are so slow you dont even realize that I’m insulting you. I know how to spell clone, you CLOWN. Now get back to work on your degree in barn yard sodomy.

  77. 77 Colestal

    1) I’m not happy about someone using my name to post a comment. They’ll be known as “Clown” from here on out. If it happens again, we’re going to require registration in order to post comments. Don’t be a jackass and fuck up the comments section for everyone who uses it correctly.

    2) As far as Carstens goes, I needed to be a little more clear about what I meant by successful. As stated, he is definitely a success by some standards. However, the point I’m trying to make is that ISU hasn’t produced the All-Pro caliber players that Iowa has. The bottom line is that we’ve produced some big time NFL athletes, and ISU players have rarely, if ever, matched that level of play.

  78. 78 Oskee-wow-wow

    Iowa’s loss at MSU just goes to show you how tough it is to win on the road in the Big 10. East Lansing is always a tough call, maybe not as tough as Madison and Bloomington, and sure as hell not as devastating as Champaign, but still, to win on the road is an uphill battle. It would have been nice to see Iowa at least get off the bus, but dropping a game AT MSU is no shame.

  79. 79 what the hell

    hm i must have been confused on what is meant by all athelets from his school.. i wasnt aware that meant “select few” thanks for clearing that up for me mikehawk. good input to the subject at hand. very worth while. and colestal i see now what u r saying i dont follow isu closely at all so i dont know of any and there probably arent any all pros from isu. i also dont care whether the hawks r good or not. i just like to point out dumb comments when i see them. if i even get bored enough to come here.

  80. 80 The Other Drew Tate

    Clone fans, who on your football team is *for sure* going to be drafted? It is easy for Iowa fans, I just want to see if it is easy for Clown fans.

  81. 81 Fuck State

    Just though I’d list on here who all is going into the draft from the teams

    Iowa.

    Antwan Allen
    Brian Ferentz
    Mike Follett
    Ben Gates
    Lee Gray
    Chad Greenway
    Ed Hinkel
    Abdul Hodge
    Jovon Johnson
    Clinton Solomon
    General Walker

    Iowa State

    Tim Dobbins
    Lamarcus Hicks
    Cephus Johnson
    Nick Leaders
    Nik Moser
    Steve Paris
    Kory Pence
    Landon Schrage
    Tony Yelk….yeah the kicker….surprised me too…

    Funny thing is, no cyclones have to even watch the draft on the first couple days.

  82. 82 hawksrock

    Nicely said

  83. 83 MIKE D.

    YOU STUPID MIDWESTERNERS REALLY BELIEVE THAT. WHOEVER WROTE ALL THAT BULLSHIT (PATRIOTS QOUTES AFTER THE GAME RE: ABOUT HOBBS) GIVE ME A BREAK. HOBBS IS A GOOD YOUNG BALL PLAYER, AND DWIGHT HAS HAD A GREAT RUN, AND PROABABLY STILL HAS SOMETHING LEFT IN THE TANK. JUST DO ME A FAVOR; IF YOUR GOING TO MAKE THINGS UP ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE SAY, MAKE SURE YOU LIMIT IT TO JUST YOUR FOOTBALL TEAM.

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