What IS Zero Tolerance?

Posted by Mikehawk on January 29th, 2006

We’re about to find out.

—AMES—

Jason Berryman, 20, of Ames, was ticketed last night for being in a bar under the age of 21- which could be a violation of his parole.


884 Responses to “What IS Zero Tolerance?”  

  1. 1 hudhawk

    and where the hell is the hilton magic all the sudden? call up david copperfield

  2. 2 Andyram

    its gonna take more than david copperfield for the Cyclowns to win a game…

  3. 3 Colestal

    We’d better start speculating before this story breaks loose. I bet they don’t kick him off the team. They’ll try to cover it up. I like where the Ames police officers’ heads are at though… real Cyclone fans would have let him walk.

  4. 4 Anonymous

    You guys are totally obsessed with ISU…..with all the good things happening in I.C. these days why would you spend your time hating on “losers”. I speculate the reason why all you are hating is because running someone down makes you feel like a big man. Yeah ,it’s working….whatever makes you feel better. The whole world knows the real story behind your lame game.

  5. 5 Colestal

    It’s true. The site was originally going to be called “isusucks.com” but Hawkize was too good to pass up. In case you haven’t noticed though, about half of the articles have nothing to do with ISU. Also, you speculated incorrectly. We rip on the Cyclones because we don’t like them. It doesn’t make me feel any better. I wish we didn’t have to write about ISU’s failures, but they keep embarassing the state. We’ll quit when they drop the word “Iowa” from their name.

  6. 6 Fuck State

    I really hope he plays next year though, so ISU fans don’t have any excuse when Albert Young rushed for 400 yards.

  7. 7 Anonymous

    ISU clinches Cy-Squawk series. Leading 11-4 with only 4 points possible left. Squawks could only muster wins in wrestling and women’s swimming.

  8. 8 Mikehawk

    And ISU is hanging its hat on the fact that two of the sports Iowa would have won have been dropped from ISU’s program.

  9. 9 Anonymous

    coulda shoulda woulda…yadda…yadda…yadda. We would win IF this and If that. Whatever. You guys love ripping ISU because it makes you feel like a big fish. And the reason you need to feel like a big fish is because no one outside of Iowa really respects Iowa that much (deservedly or not). Sure, now and then Iowa gets some spoony love from the media but overall they are disrespected. I think that’s what drives hawk fans to kick sand in the face of ISU fans. No one denies that Iowa is the most popular and athletically sucessful program in the state. The authors claim that ISU is embarassing to them. The truth is, the only thing embarassing is this websites’ half wit analysis of everything that ISU does.

  10. 10 Mikehawk

    Or the fact that you keep on coming to it, earning us money. Thanks.

  11. 11 Herbie

    Wait you get money for hits on the site??

  12. 12 Colestal

    Respect isn’t a big deal. If the media doesn’t want to acknowledge Iowa’s success, that’s fine. Iowa isn’t ever going to get the publicity that a USC or a Notre Dame is going to get–Hawk fans accepted that long ago. We’ll just keep going to New Year’s bowl games, and we’ll keep rolling every ranked team that we play at Carver-Hawkeye Arena. If the media wants to jump on the bandwagon for a while, they’re more than welcome to. We’re still Hawk fans with or without them. As it pertains to that statement, we are going to “kick sand in the face of ISU fans” regardless of media attention. Andyram says it best: “Part of being a Hawkeye fan is hating Iowa State.” There’s really not much more to it than that.

  13. 13 clowns suck

    I’d be “Anonymous” too if I were a Clown fan. Keep on chewing on your straw, throwing your cow pies, and reading this site “Till the cows come home”. (You can surely relate to that line if your a Clown fan) Even “Hayseed farmers” should know what “zero tolerance” means.For God’s sake McCarney should kick his ass off the team for good. But…good luck with that.

  14. 14 Colestal

    This may or may not make things even more interesting…

    http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20060130/SPORTS020602/301300002/1003/SPORTS

    According to the Des Moines Register, they didn’t cite him for possession of alcohol, just being in the bar. I really doubt they would kick him off the team for that.

  15. 15 HawkH8r

    Wow, it took you guys this long to actually READ the charges against Berryman? Possession is long shot from on premises underage. It’s not even a story or an issue…good try though.

  16. 16 HawkH8r

    Clownsuck, I (hawkh8r)the aforementioned “anonymous” lay claim to the statements made. While you are amusing yourself by all of those worn out cliches, most people have figured out that the charges are not worth the paper they are written on. Nice try, but you still lose. I’ll take a “hay seed farmer” over a half wit horse felator any day. Punk.

  17. 17 Boilerhawks

    Totally off topic: Where is the interview with Ron Zook? That shit was hilarious.

  18. 18 Mikehawk

    Boilerhawks, drop me a line @ michael-stout@uiowa.edu and I can email you a copy.

  19. 19 clowns suck

    HawkH8r ~ If you are taking the “hay seed farmer” I sure hope you are female..but then again your a “Clown” sooooo probably not. That would explain the farm animal fetish you Cyclowns have).

  20. 20 HawkH8r

    I dont know what derivative of hayseed farmer implies homosexuality or beastiality, but in only exists in your world. Hayseed farmers are generally depicted as dimwitted simpletons which is much better than your title: a half wit horse felator. It really helps if you read the post AND know what you are talking about. Here’s a helpful hint to read posts:
    Reading is left to right, top to bottom connecting words to form a sentences. Take tylenol for headaches, midol for cramps.

  21. 21 clowns suck

    What part of “kick his ass off the team” don’t you understand? (”Zero tolerance”…”Kick his ass off the team!” That comment IS related to the site). But then again…your probably in Cow Petting 101.

  22. 22 HakwH8r

    It won’t be an issue because like it or not, the issue is dead in the water and the charges are not worth what they’re printed on. It just chaps your ass to know that Berryman will probably be playing in the fall and singlehandedly destroy the Hawks.

  23. 23 Mikehawk

    Yeah, Berryman will singlehandedly destroy the Hawks just like your basketball team is going to make the NCAA Tournament.

  24. 24 clowns suck

    Not to mention what devastation your Baseball team will have on the Hawks!! OUCH! Oh that’s right…you don’t have one…..sorry.

  25. 25 BigHawk

    Anyway’s my room-mate down here at the wonderful Des Moines Are Community College(Ankeny). He is the biggest ISU. Last saturday as I was waking up from my hangover. I happend to turn on the TV and see ISU was gettin spanked by Kansas…I then proceed out to the living room and I see him..face in his arms..almost crying..it was so pathetic….anywas..he turns to me and says “how do you guys keep winning…and we keep losing”…I swear….God touched me that day.

  26. 26 Arch

    ha berryman got kicked off the team again! what a tool bag.

  27. 27 Colestal

    Well… so much for this not being an issue. Apparently it was to Dan McCarney because he kicked Berryman to the curb big time:

    http://cyclones.collegesports.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/013106aaa.html

    Anonymous/HawkH8r has been a little off so far. At least he/she speaks in coherant sentences though–that’s an improvement over most.

  28. 28 8-digit

    gotta give McCarney a little credit for kicking him off the team

  29. 29 Colestal

    Give him credit for upholding his morals, but they’re still going to be mediocre with or without Berryman on the field. Criminal record aside, Berryman is not good enough to play for us. He’s got to be looking at 1-AA or D-II right now… or falling off the face of the earth.

  30. 30 Andyram

    He should look into killing himself.

  31. 31 HakwH8r

    I figured DannyMac would make this a non-issue and sweep it under the rug. He proved me wrong. He actually has a pair. As for JB, he’ll end up at a I-AA or Div-II no doubt. He’s talented but not that great. The state of Iowa will be better off w/o this d-bag. And by the way-I am a card carrying member with a member, just to clear up the gender identity confusion you seem to be grappling with.

  32. 32 Colestal

    I figured, but we’ve been wrong before.

  33. 33 ISU=LOOSERS

    well it was my birthday on feb 1 and still believing stongly in my hawks and fellow hawk fans isu blows and thats all their is to it! a typical isu fan can only be described as clay akain what a queer in some way shape or form you can see these looser qualities in evey isu fan you meet so stand pround hawk fans and keep pounding down isu cuz iowa is better and isu will always suck that is just that!

  34. 34 ISU=LOOSERS

    oh yes i almost forgot “hilton magic” that is quite possilbly the gayist line or thing i have ever herd what the hell isu a bunch of fairies now creating magic so their team does good well let me tell you somthing IT DOES NOT WORK isu blows at home this year and when isu fans came up with hilton magic on the road what the hell is that all about oh were winning on the road so we must have takin our magic with us what a bunch of tools!

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