For Colestal, who is now legal to buy minors alcohol. Thank God.

Happy Birthday from Hawkize, Colestal!
ON IOWA! GO HAWKS!

It’s the eve of the biggest basketball game in the past 20 years for Iowa. Tomorrow’s game at Illinois will probably determine whether Iowa is going to share the Big 10 title, something that they haven’t had alone since the Carter administration. The air should be buzzing with positive vibes, people should be […]

We know- we’re a day late on the wishes, but Andyram was drunker than snot last night and only was able to send me this via instant messanger:
Andyram: dud e we shol do pres. day hawkizes
So, that’s what I gathered- he wanted to wish you all a wonderful President’s Day on behalf of all […]

This whole Indiana thing is getting out of control. I can’t find any sports outlet not wanting to talk about Mike Davis/Steve Alford and Indiana. So we here at Hawkize, as experts on the Iowa side of the story, will give you our little spin.
Not more than 8-10 months ago there was a […]

Tom Izzo- Meet Doug Thomas.

That’s all, Sparty. You can exit now - we expect a report of what you learned at class last night by Saturday.

For the past week or so, Indiana coach Mike Davis has been raging about Hoosier fans’ lack of support for him and the team.
“We were one game out of first and that’s what happens?” Davis said Saturday. “You can say what you want to me, but that affects the guys. I watched [Saturday’s] second half […]

The day is upon us, Hawkize.
Iowa hosts Michigan State tonight for chance to garner their ninth win in Big 10 conference play and a spot a full game ahead of Ohio State for first place. The win would inch the Hawkeyes closer to the outright Big 10 title, something they haven’t won in over 20 […]

Hawkize has been around for over six months now, and we’ve had a little bit of success. Well…it depends on how you define success. If success is righteously pissing off a bunch of Iowa State fans, we are very much a success. If success is giving people with hangovers something to laugh […]

I wrote yesterday about the Iowa basketball team being a pissed off group who was out to prove something.
Today, in Bloomington, they proved that they are nothing short of a diesel-powered engine of force that will be driving deep into the NCAA tournament. But guess what?
If you don’t have season tickets, you’re not invited.
I […]

Well folks, it’s February 10 and the Iowa Hawkeyes are still in first place. If you would have asked 80 percent of Iowa fans at the beginning of the season if this scenario was going to be true, I think they would have laughed your ass all the way back to Hawkize.com.
Thank God, though, […]

Duke Foul To Be Called on National TV
Greensboro, (NC) Atlantic Coast Conference Commissioner John Swofford announced today that a foul is tentatively scheduled to be called against Duke sometime in the first half of their game with UNC in Chapel Hill, next Tuesday, February 7th.
In a joint press conference with Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski, […]

He obviously does it on Iowa State.

A lot of folks have been calling Hawkize, asking “What do you think Jason Berryman is going to do now?” in regard to his recent termination as a member of the Iowa State Cyclone football team.
Well, we were talking over a tall cold one last night, and we came up with a few ideas.
1. […]