Foul to be called on Duke
Duke Foul To Be Called on National TV
Greensboro, (NC) Atlantic Coast Conference Commissioner John Swofford announced today that a foul is tentatively scheduled to be called against Duke sometime in the first half of their game with UNC in Chapel Hill, next Tuesday, February 7th.
In a joint press conference with Duke head coach Mike Krzyzewski, and ACC Director of Officials John Clougherty, Swofford said an agreement had been reached for a touch foul to be whistled on as-yet-to-be-determined Blue Devil player around the 7:00 minute mark during the first half of the game at the Smith Center.
“We are very excited to arrange something that hasn’t been seen in our conference since 1998,” said Swofford. “I want to personally commend Mike (Krzyzewski) for agreeing to this unconventional deal. We all know how reluctant he has been to allow any calls to go against his team.”
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that is fucking hilarious. It’s true, Duke is a spoiled bitch. I would love to see Iowa take these mothers down in the tourney.
WHAT???? This is confusing.
Uh… it’s satire.
I usually found the people in the Engineering Department to be quite smart.
Well, give me something lite vector calculus, matrix algibra, and I am fine. No good with satire.
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Evidently spelling (or maybe just typing) is a problem too…
Right on Iowa Engineer. You’d probably tear me up with that great stuff. To each his own.
Boy this sure seems like an Onion rip off.
Hey, Hawkeyes.org, shoot me an email at michael-stout@uiowa.edu. I have a few questions.
Funniest thing I have read so far today, yet so true
So all I can say is Northwestern better be getting fined for storming the court, I thought that was the new rule with the $10,000 fine. I just also want to say, we couldn’t tackle in the Outback Bowl, but as many times as Northwestern had us on the ground tonight I thought I was watching a football game.
question to anyone on the hawkize crew….do any of you have a picture of when roth busted out the heisman pose after sacking carson palmer??
There is a site called scothawk.com that has a video of matt roth doing the deed. you could prlly freeze it and edit out the pic. it also has lots of other sweet videos and pics.
oh yes, i probably watch the final drive of the capital one bowl atleast once a week on there…is it in the matt roth tribute video?
ahhh i see it, so beautiful, all these videos, make me miss these guys, bob sanders, roth, no more hits from greenway and hodge, no more johnson INT’s, no more of hinkels acrobatics, no more listening to gary dolphin and hearing “tate to solomon!..in the ENDZOOOONE” can bring a tear to a man’s eye….
Go You Northwestern! Sorry, Mikehawks, but your ‘playing-way-the-hell-over-their-heads’ shiteyes are going to lose the Big 10 on the 25th in Champaign, which will make the payback all the sweeter!
In case you clown lovers don’t know, iowa still has outright possession of first place in one of the toughest conferences in the nation….and the clowns…4-5 in one of the weekest?…keep talking bitch
just thought i’d let everybody know i made a trip to ames tonight….walked through dorms, sporting my black and gold BEAT STATE shirt…no one said a thing….do that kind of thing in iowa city and you’re bound to end up in the hospital going in and out of coma.