Be afraid…

Posted by Mikehawk on April 05th, 2006

Be VERY afraid.

BOO!


110 Responses to “Be afraid…”  

  1. 1 JMo

    I know I am. Look at this guy. Even in a suit and tie he looks like he’s three seconds away from kickin’ some serious ass.

  2. 2 Colestal

    Someone is going to pay for these years of (relative) mediocrity. I can’t remember how many times the world “dominate” was mentioned in the press conference. He’s on a mission to destroy.

  3. 3 iowaengineer

    Amen Brother…… Amen.

  4. 4 iowaengineer

    And also, god he looks ready to kill, EVERYBODY. This is going to be a great wresling year

  5. 5 BigHawk

    wow….well….i feel sorry for the nation…fuck.

    Big Hawk

  6. 6 hocksman

    not only will we have great coaches, we will have a number of top notch va tech kids coming with us. look out butt pokes from okay state and you pathetic piles of vaginal discharge from lames.

  7. 7 Oskee-wow-wow

    Obviously Chuck Norris was too busy kicking ass wherever he was to take the job. I refer to my post under the topic “Out with the Old …” on this site before Hawk fans get too riled up.

  8. 8 Andyram

    Mikehawk is gay

  9. 9 L McP

    http://www.scothawk.com/flvswfpublish/2004highlights/osu2004.swf
    My best friend sent this to me. It gave me tingles after watching it. I am SOOO pumped for football!!!!!!!!! Hawkize Tailgate anyone?
    Also, I might actually keep up on my wrestling highlights from now on. This guy is so scary, even I wouldn’t hit on him. (even really drunk)

  10. 10 Mikehawk

    Hawkize tailgates will be arranged for sure.

  11. 11 whos cy

    Wow L McP…I think I just fell in love all over again. Everytime I see those hawks it gets me everytime. I’m up for Hawkize tailgating….althought I do think that we should get priority by sitting right outside the stadium. That would be awesome!! I can’t wait for football season!!

  12. 12 Larry Eustachy

    Hey guys it’s been awhile. Damn that NW St game was a good one, eh? Got voted the #1 game changing performance of the tourney if u guys didnt see that. But you guys dont care about basketball, right? And damn that coach Alford for winning the Big Ten tournament. Fire him because you guys deserve better than a shitty ass 3 seed.

  13. 13 Stereotypical Hawk Fan

    Dude larry shut up. my cousins neighbors godson went to iowa so that is not cool. thats why i am a true fan. go black and gold! tate is great! gotta go deliver pizza, later hawk nation

  14. 14 23-3 is my favorite number

    I dont know why but those two numbers look so well together

  15. 15 Stereotypical Hawk Fan

    that is so bullshit. i was totally at the game and the clowns f’n cheated by injuring my most favoritist player in the whole world drew tate. thats why they won. even though they really didnt win in my opinion cuz drew would have beat some clowns asses out there if steve paris the dirtyest player in football wouldnt have cheap shotted him. we are so going to beat them by at least 50 pts this year to pay them back for that…brb my trailer is making funny noises. peace out

  16. 16 hawk4ever

    Larry, nice to see your mom let you use the computer again…however we made it to the tourny. U guys didnt even make the NIT. Why do ISU fans continue to talk shit after they have been beat down? I guess its just the cyclown way. See you losers in September.

  17. 17 JMo

    I’m a hawk fan, but Tate took himself out of that game by making a head-first tackle after an interception. ISU just outplayed Iowa that day, clearly a fluke. Later that season they couldn’t even beat the crappy big twelve teams (i.e. Baylor).

  18. 18 whos cy

    technically 23-3 and two numbers u dip shit

  19. 19 L McP

    Tailgating… makes me drool. Tailgating with Colestal and Andyram… double drool guys… double drool.

  20. 20 L McP

    and Mikehawk…

  21. 21 whos cy

    that’s a triple drool then….i’m with you L McP

  22. 22 True Hawk Fan

    yeah…ISU can’t beat big 12 teams. oh wait they did. whoops, i just brought in a fact, and i forgot facts are no basis for a logical argument in Iowa City. Case in point, the fact that ISU shit canned Iowa last year, and they finished with the same record is negated because Iowa went to a “better” bowl. Obviously they were clearly better, what kind of fool would argue otherwise. Oh yeah, and ISU beat more ranked teams, but still, obviously Iowa was better. Its so fucking obvious. Oh, and Larry, just in case you don’t think I’m a legit hawkeye, my ex-roomates’s sisters boyfriends dog groomers business partner’s ex-girlfriend attended Iowa for a semester, so needless to say I am a dyed in the whole true hawkeye. fuck all of you Cyclowns who actually attended the college they cheer for. College is for douche bags anyways. GO HAWKS!

  23. 23 L McP

    wow.. we have a true idiot on our hands here. I’m a little confused…. hmm

  24. 24 Colestal

    Want to hear something really lame? This fool is posting from a UI residence hall. They’re a student here. An Iowa student, trashing their own school…classy.

  25. 25 boilerhawks

    Maybe you should unleash Tom Brands on that residence hall.

  26. 26 iowaengineer

    ha.ha.ha.. good one, maybe I’m just “stating the facts” but Iowa is ranked 13th this preseason and Iowa state is ranked just below my ass, and there coming to Kinnick this year, so wait, they would be ranked below my dog’s ass now. Go Hawks

  27. 27 L McP

    I can’t wait to throw some empty bottles at some state fans when they’re walking out of the Almighty Kinnick Stadium seemingly staring at their shoelaces to make sure they are still there. In other words, The Walk Of Shame. It wont be shitty beer either… maybe a Corona or a Heineken. My question to you. Would it just be mean to ridicule them after the game? Or, would it be completely called for and appropriate?

  28. 28 Larry Eustachy

    HAHAHAHA the funny part is that all of you think Iowa should be the 13th ranked team next year. Maybe they can win a couple games n be ranked #8 when State comes to I.C. Remember when you guys thought that the Hawks were going to win it all last year? I do, and by the way your two best players are now gone. So if you do the math a better season than last year sounds downright ridiculous. Also, you need to stop saying how bad the Big XII sucks compared to the Big Ten. If my memory serves me correctly, which it always does, the Big XII and the ACC had the best bowl records as a conference. The Big Ten is overrated in everything. (i.e. no Sweet Sixteen teams)

  29. 29 northiowan

    Larry How was the last hangover

  30. 30 Colestal

    Tom Brands will not stand for treason like that at this university, that’s for damn sure.

  31. 31 Andyram

    how bout them cubs

  32. 32 iowaengineer

    shhh. cubs later, more Iowa State Smack down time…

  33. 33 True Hawk Fan

    im not trashing this university, im trashing the fact that so many uneducated dipshits who have never set foot on a college campus are die hard hawks. that pisses me off

  34. 34 Mikehawk

    Uh..

  35. 35 Jaimito

    Why do you care who roots for the Hawks? By your logic, no one that is in High School or younger should be able to have a favorite team. Thats just stupid. I bled black and gold when I was circumcised, you can ask my doctor. I loved the Hawkeyes my entire childhood, and just because I don’t take classes at Iowa you are saying I can’t be a fan? And you are the one calling people uneducated. I have another question. Can anybody cheer for NFL teams even though they aren’t on the roster?

  36. 36 whos cy

    Jaimito, I was going to make the same point. There would never be any fans for NFL, NBA, MLB or the NHL. True Hawk Fan needs a better point. Oh, by the way, I’ve been a Hawkeye my entire life too. That’s what made me come here.

  37. 37 Colestal

    “im not trashing this university” Oh really? “Obviously [Iowa State] [was] clearly better, what kind of fool would argue otherwise.” You’re trashing this university, and I don’t appreciate it.

    We’ve been down this road before debating whether non-Iowa students can really be true Hawk fans. I questioned that myself for a bit, and then I thought of several students who attend Iowa but regularly put down the Hawks (you, for instance). People like that are less of a Hawkeye than people who don’t go here but fully support our teams and the university. You don’t have to be a student to be a fan.

  38. 38 hawk4ever

    Iowa City is a better party city (Larry even says its better than Lames), has coach’s that dont download kiddie porn or get hammered at a rival college, and have better looking women. So why slam the hawks when you know we rock far more than the clowns, and your sorry ass excuse for a city.

  39. 39 L McP

    Even if we weren’t a “better party city”, we’d still be the better college. I love my party town, but don’t base it on that please.

  40. 40 turtleHAWK

    It sounds like we have another person who is pissed that Iowa is the HAWKEYE STATE…I hope all you pieces of shit are still around here on September 17th. Ferentz has acknowledged that he doens’t put a whole lot of stake in the non-conference schedule, but he as also mentioned that maybe it is time to do so. I feel sorry for you guys when KF unleashes on Danny Mac and the rest of the fuckin’ Hulkamaniac wannabes…

  41. 41 Larry Eustachy

    That’s the best part of the cy-hawk game. Hearing all u Hawk fans talk about how your going to crush State while most State fans will just say it’s gonna be a good game. Then when ISU pulls off a win, watching you guys search for answers.

  42. 42 Colestal

    Over the course of the series, your wins are few and far between. You say it’s going to be a good game because you’re uncertain whether your team is good enough to win. We say we’re going to win because that’s what we expect. On the rare occasions that we do actually lose, we are puzzled and end up searching for answers as to why we lost to that bunch of schmucks.

  43. 43 whos cy

    Larry, it’s kind of like how you guys said that you were going to beat Baylor…oh wait….maybe that’s what you should have been saying. We just have confidence in our team because we know that they do succeed and will.

  44. 44 Roll Tide Roll

    In a 2002 feature article in the Sporting News, some 100 sportswriters who cover Division I football were asked to rank the top 20 college football rivalries of all time. Iowa-Iowa State was nowhere to be found (of course). It is a local game, with no national bearing. Enjoy.
    #1 was, of course, Alabama-Auburn, which Ivan Maisel called “THE most heated rivalry, in any sport and at any level, in America.”

  45. 45 Larry Eustachy

    I honestly dont give a rat’s ass about the Alabama-Auburn game and I doubt many people that visit this site do either. But back to reality, ISU has won 6 of the last 8 meetings so it’s not exactly a rare occasion anymore if you haven’t figured that out yet.

  46. 46 JMo

    Six out of the last 8? Impressive. Iowa is 35-19 in the series all time. No, but 6 out of 8 is pretty good.

  47. 47 Mikehawk

    The only reason the Iowa-ISU game has no national bearing is because Iowa State fucking sucks. End of story. If they’d quit sucking so much cock every year, it’d be a nationally recognized game every year.

  48. 48 Ridiculous Nicholas

    I wouldn’t be suprised if Iowa wins the national championship in wrestling next year. Tom Brands is an animal. And like someone else said earlier, he will bring all of the iowa guys that he redshirted in V tech back to the u of iowa. Thanks for starting to write about Wrestling!

  49. 49 zhawk

    iowa gains nothing from playing iowa state every year. they can only lose prestige by playing ISU. If ISU could get their act together and finish one damn season well, just make the big 12 finals some year, God knows its not that hard but they make it out to be. I don’t know why they are still on the schedule to play Iowa.

  50. 50 hudhawk

    next tuesday = me and god together. which is kirk of course.

  51. 51 Larry Eustachy

    You’re not seeing my point. That is great that Iowa has the all time series lead but the games from 10+ years ago don’t mean much right now. The coaches and program’s status are different. That is why 6 of 8 is much more relevant than the 33 of 46 before that. Can’t wait to see the intelligent responses to this.

  52. 52 ZoundBrigade

    Jesus, I go to the M-Zone blog for a few days and a 49 comment’er breaks out under the Tom Brands post. Tide fan, you have to remember the audience. I know that game breaks up families down south, but up here no one cares. I’m not talking shit, just being honest. Let me fill you in on what the Hawkeye v. cyclone means to us. As Robin Williams said about Canada, I say about ISU: ISU is that loft apartment over a really great party, yelling “keep it down!”. Only ISU fans are yelling, “keep it down, were trying to get kiddie porn/ get drunk with college bitches even though were old, married, over-weight, and the opposing coach/ steal $4 and a cell phone/ brag for the rest of our lives about beating Iowa when we still lose to Kansas and Baylor & (yet again) blow the Big 12 north…The Big 12 North!!! Any team that matters out of the Big 12 is NOT in the Big 12 north. We should all stop kidding ourselves and rename the Big 12 the Oklahoma-Texas Conference. Objectively (ahhh….trying…) looking at all the players returning for the clowns, isu might have their best year since the Seneca Wallace era…now we look at the schedule (toilet flushes) HAHA Have fun traveling to Kinnick, Texas, and Oklahoma fuckers. Throw in the given two-three blown games and you clowns will be lucky to finish above .500 this year. I know, I know. I hear it already, “duuhh…we beat du guws in da football and da basktbawh dis year” You clowns are like that loser qb from high school that brags about throwing for 300 yards against Hoover, yet now your sacking groceries and sucking cock for cocaine. The clowns will ALWAYS be in the shadow of their big, badass brother to the east. Get used to it. On a much more important issue, I vote that all Hawkize.com vistiors start a fund for hiring a hitman to off Ted Ginn Jr. - cause thats the only way ANYONE is stoping that s.o.b. 2 graduating Hawkeye CB’s and Ted Ginn coming to town makes Bob an unhappy boy…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSZRuhqqMhU&search=ohio%20state%20ted

    UP THE HAWKS!!

  53. 53 Mikehawk

    Why are none of those highlights from an Iowa game, Bobby?

  54. 54 iowaengineer

    yea, but you know, its nice to some support from other big ten schools. Where’s your support Iowa State? Let’s look at the roster, baylor(no), Texas(hell no), OSU(You wish), UK(nope)…etc.

  55. 55 northiowan

    Thats y iowa is in the big ten. They dont want the big 12 to be a run away. It would go somethin like this Iowa is at top for the 40th year straight and iowa state is agian the bottom feeders. They are so low that hell is higher then them.

  56. 56 iowaengineer

    well actually it would be Iowa, then NorthernIowa then hell then Iowa State

  57. 57 Roll Tide Roll

    Gentlemen,
    While I appreciate your deep hatred for your fellow in-state schools I must stress that the location of Hell has already been identified —— Auburn.

  58. 58 tim

    so games from 10 years ago don’t matter, but games from 8 years ago do? nice logic there larry. wonder why we’re only going back 8 years? why not 3? when we beat you this year, we’ll be going back 9 years so you can say 6 of the last nine. cyclone logic is so laughable.

  59. 59 Larry Eustachy

    #8
    23-3
    Not #8
    Hard to argue the facts isn’t it?

  60. 60 Kinnick

    can i just say, Thank God for Alex Thompson Leaving!!

  61. 61 ZoundBrigade

    Excellent point Mike. Lets hope it stays that way.

  62. 62 LegalHawk

    I could have sworn Larry and his comrades were banned from this site?

  63. 63 Colestal

    Larry was indeed banned, as were the rest of the Sterling University Apartments, but it’s tough to keep everyone out. We’ve tossed around the idea of banning any ISU related addresses that we can find, but that would be no fun.

    Larry, that has nothing to do with the point we’ve made here. Traditions take years to overcome. Your school has a tradition of putting out teams that are mediocre at best, and among the worst in the nation at times. Despite your Cy-Hawk wins in the last ten years, your school hasn’t done much otherwise to disprove the fact that you are, after all these years, still a mediocre-at-best program.

    23-3
    Loss to Baylor
    Piss away lowly Big 12 North title
    Loss to TCU in Who-Gives-A-Damn.net Bowl

    Hard to argue the facts isn’t it?

  64. 64 Jaimito

    Kinnick- You mentioned its a great thing that Alex Thompson is leaving. He did kinda suck but I have to disagree with you. In Steve Alford’s 7 year Iowa career he has lost 10 times more scholarship players than he has won NCAA tournament games. Yes, Reed and Thompson are the 9th and 10th scholarship players that have left under Alford. We now have 6 on the roster half of who have very little or no experience. When is the blame going to be placed rightfully on Alford? 1 win in 7 years in unacceptable and all of the players leaving also puts our program in a bad light.

  65. 65 Larry Eustachy

    1 ticket to Outback Bowl: $120
    Airfare and 3 days lodging in Tampa: $600
    Hawkeyes thinking they had a chance to win but crushed when they realize Chad Greenway stepped offsides: $0
    Larry laughing his ass off: Priceless

  66. 66 Mikehawk

    1 Bus Ticket to Houston, Murder Capital of the US: $180
    1 Ticket to Houston Bowl: $45
    Sneaking down from the nose bleed because only 4,000 fans showed up: Priceless

  67. 67 Colestal

    1 ticket to the Outback Bowl: $60 (Student discount)
    Road trip with friends to Tampa via Athens, Georgia: $300
    Showing up to tailgate already drunk at 6 am, then partying with thousands of other Hawkeye fans, no Gators in sight: $50 (beer + cab)
    Good times had by all, regardless of outcome: Priceless

    You’re not getting anywhere with this Larry. Give up.

  68. 68 whos cy

    Larry I think that even you know that Greenway wasn’t offsides. I’m not going to even go into all the other shitty calls that were made that day. Even the gator fans said so.

  69. 69 congers

    im the 69th comment

  70. 70 Colestal

    I’m working on another article so this debauchery will finally end.

  71. 71 northiowan

    Wow this post is long post number71 Oh yea

  72. 72 boilerhawks

    I just wanted to say that I hate Iowa State.

  73. 73 iowaengineer

    holy shit, a real tornado struck The University. This is really bad…I hate fucking tornados… and Iowa State. It’s all their fault.

  74. 74 Colestal

    From The Gazette: “Thousands of people — mostly University of Iowa students — poured onto the streets and roamed around looking at the damage. Many of them carried cases of beer or bottles of liquor with them and partied as they walked.”

    I’m not sure whether we should be proud or disgusted…?

  75. 75 Roll Tide Roll

    Could it be that Mikehawk’s story on Ames being destroyed has created a real-life backlash? Seriously, I hope all are well…

  76. 76 Herbie

    iowa city almost getting wipped off the map how ironic and i saw the cyclone that almost did it

  77. 77 Σ
  78. 78 Colestal

    Karma, probably.

  79. 79 Mikehawk

    Cyclones are for fags. A TORNADO hit us.

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