Champaign, IL — Illinois freshman quarterback Isiah “Juice” Williams has been suspended indefinitely after the Hawkize whistleblowers team pointed out his obvious abuse of performance enhancing drugs.  Williams, the most recent of several high profile athletes to be consumed by the doping scandal, was listed as a potential starter for this weekend’s contest versus the Iowa Hawkeyes.

“Just look at him.  It doesn’t take a medical doctor or the USADA to see that this guy is doped up on some serious shit,” said Andyram, the case’s principal investigator.

Hawkize obtained this photo, which shows Juice’s enormous guns and bulging eyes while attending a Nike camp last spring.

“A quarterback with 25 inch biceps?  They said he was a physical specimen, but that’s just not natural.  Someone get him some help,” said Mikehawk.

Following the breaking news, head football coach Ron Zook showed little remorse for allowing Juice to play despite several red flags.

“We’re Illinois, not Florida.  The athletes up here are just not the same caliber.  How am I supposed to turn this program around without cheating somehow?  Jim Tressel cheats at Ohio State all the time.  Michigan has their boosters.  Kirk Ferentz is a cheater too.  He brings in players that I wasn’t able to find and turns them in to all-stars.  That’s cheating too.”

Hawkeye fan ZoundBrigade isn’t showing much sympathy for Zook or the Illinois football program.

“His name is Juice, for fuck’s sake.  Was this really that big of a surprise?” said ZoundBrigade.