Too Cool Not to Post
Posted by ZoundBrigade on September 22nd, 2006
Warning, the following clip should not be viewed by young children, the elderly, or whinny Cyclone bitches. Rashawn Parker, meet the tank that is Marshal Yanda. Thanks to Colestal for the link.
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Pierce is being released from jail on Sunday!
That hit is now tied with “The Catch” as my favorite videos of all time…the title I have given to it in reference to “The Catch” is “The Hit” all agreed?
I’m really irritated that they keep calling Devan Moylan, DayVon Moylan. He’s white for christ’s sake.
im pretty sure any person who weighs 305 is going to be able to have a huge hit blind siding a person who is 245. but u know if u wanna make a simple matter of physics, stupidity, and luck one of u guys’ favorite videos, rather than base it on skill, its cool. i wouldnt expect anything much smarter from u.
Remember when ISU was 2-2 and Iowa was 4-0? Oh, I do.
I don’t really understand what you are trying to argue in the “Poor Boying” article comments. You said your not making fun of the team, ok. So the issue is with the fans and our “cockiness”?? First of all, most people in the country were expecting Iowa to win, seeing as we were at least 13 point favorites by every sports booker on the planet. And PLEASE, don’t stereotype all Iowa fans as not cheering for the Hawks or not caring. That is certainly not the norm. What about the fact that Kinnick is louder than Trice? And what about the great turnout Iowa has gotten at their last 4 bowl games (more Hawk than Gator fans….the damn game was in Florida!!)?
And nice try trying to play off the Yanda hit - “simple matter of physics” LMAO. Yes, seeing a guy get jacked like that was simple matter of physics. In fact, it was one of the most spectacular simple matters of physics I have ever seen. Come on, you know if the situation was reversed and the Iowa guy was knocked flat on his ass you would be going on and on about it. I think any football fan will appreciate the Yanda hit, not just Hawk fans.
And finally, the whole “I’m smarter than you and everyone on this website is dumb” argument is a bit childish considering you don’t even know 90% of us. Well….on second thought I will concede Andyram to you on that point, and The Other Drew Tate. That guy is a fucking idiot
wait.. what? bob? did i just read that right?
holy lord this is great. in fact im glad we are seeing signs of intelligence from someone on hawkize other than cole michael grolmus who i also know other than andy hartman. im fucking glad thats not the norm. before this zound guy “the other drew tate” is all that i found on this site. BUT, #1 not only did i see simple matter of physics, i threw in stupidity and luck. stupidity on the isu player for not watching where hes going when he should know what is coming, and luck on yanda’s side for actually being put in a situation where a dumbass is running right in his sights. so really its not that cool when u think about it. it just looks good and that is all, nothing special, and no skill. unless u consider being 60 lbs heavier than someone a skill. #2 if the situation was reversed i wouldnt even know about it cuz i didnt watch the game as i said earlier. #3 if i did happen to see it i wouldnt even care enough to write about it on here cuz i quit caring about iowa sports a long time ago. #4 no i dont know 90% of u, i also dont claim to be smarter than anyone i just point out when i think there is a dumb comment that a retarded 7th grader could point out (which happens to rival andyram’s mind capacity…or anyone w/an east greene education).
mikehawk, i dont care.
p.s just for anyone who hasnt figured it out… if u have been on this site since say july or so i just am bored and come on here for last resort entertainment. hawkize does a good job of entertaining me. i also seem to leave long posts. that is all. and yes zound, the other drew tate is an idiot. i dont know if u were serious or not, probably not, but i am.
after recent research on google i have found this amazing hawkize update…
searching for the exact phrases “hawkeyes suck” and “cyclones suck” has incredible results:
“hawkeyes suck” - 552
“cyclones suck” - 411
also a follow up:
“iowa hawkeyes suck” - 64
“iowa state cyclones suck” - 12
sorry guys…
also a follow up…
“hartman is gay” - 243
“grolmus is gay” - nothing found
“haver is gay” - nothing found
(results based on the only ppl i know on this site)
get a life…
haver, you’re mother is an east greene graduate.
yeah back in the good ol days when east greene wasnt full of white trash retards. and apparently many more people in the world consider hartman to be gay than people who think the iowa state cyclones suck.
haver you shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up right now you little bitch fucker.
Woah this is pretty funny. BTW it was an amazing hit.
Haver, considering you found 616 websites that would rather listen to your blathering than this one, I suggest you frequent them for “last resort entertainment” instead of this one. Additionally, if you really want to get under the skin of us Hawkeye fans, I suggest you work real hard at your job and donate some money to Iowa State’s athletics department so that they can recruit real athletes instead of that gaggle of idiots and criminals they brought into Iowa City a few weeks ago.
Eddie… I’m so glad you’re here trying to talk-up ISU… but post real results…
real results:
Results 1 - 100 of about 29,700 for hawkeyes suck. (0.15 seconds)
Results 1 - 100 of about 304,000 for cyclones suck. (0.11 seconds)
What I find funny is not only is the information in your post invalid, but the fact that your search string found ten times more websites for ‘cyclones suck’ than it did for ‘hawkeyes suck’ AND in .04 seconds less… This leads me to believe that our friends at Google fully support the Hawks and are willing to dedicate more processing power and bandwidth to serving the world truth as fast as they can.
hey dumbass… learn how to use the internet. the reason i have quotes around everything is because that makes google search for the exact phrases “hawkeyes suck” and “cyclones suck” on websites. i find that to be a much more valid search to what were talking about rather than seeing how many sites have at least one of the two words on them. wow good job… u found a bunch more websites that found the word cyclones in them than hawkeyes. maybe our friends at google found a lot more people are interested in talking about cyclones than hawkeyes. or maybe u r just an idiot which i think u proved ureself quite well.
also that gaggle of idiots gave your precious hawkeyes a “good game” as quoted by many of your devoted hawkeye friends. sooo that doesnt say much of the hawkeyes to make fun of the cyclones. it makes u look worse for having a close game w/a gaggle of idiots. either u r wrong or ure friends are. and a gaggle is a flock of geese.
yeah im gonna have to go ahead and bring this to zound’s attention also…
The other drew tate, “When Iowa State beats Iowa it is because it is an interstate rivalry”
why dont u tell ure buddy to quit his poor boying under the isu poor boying article.
and u ureself have some hints of poor boying
“Especially a rivalry game where statistics and rankings don’t mean as much.”
so u can go ahead and talk about how good ure team is and how ure going to a good bowl game later in the season (because of your ranking and strength of schedule) but IF u lose to iowa state (which u have seen in ure past 5 years of rivalry experience u talk about) its because…. oh well its a rivalry of course iowa state will play better and beat our team w/way better stats, schedule, and bowl appearances….POOR BOYING.
In the last five years, Iowa is 3-2 against ISU.
What the fuck are you talking about, Haver? Don’t let stats or logic get in your way- you’re so fucking cool that you actually change the spelling of words like “yourself” to “ureself!”
Man, you fucking rule. I bet your girlfriend is proud- but her mane needs groomed and you need to change the hay she’s laying on, so I suggest you quit visiting our website or I’ll call animal control and report your ass for neglect, damnit. Have some decency.
Eddie:
Okay… point taken; I didn’t realize you were being anal about the search para’s but I guess I should have expected that from such an ISU stain.
Oh and I will sign up for a class on how to use the interweb better… I’m thinking maybe UMontana has something I can understand, how about you?
i can’t believe you’re all fighting about google…. honestly… don’t any of you have midterms or something this week?
Haver,
On your first point, I take no responsibility nor do I try to justify the things that come out of The Other Drew Tate’s mouth. I should have put that disclaimer out a long time ago.
Second, you’re wrong in say what I said, “especialy in a rivalry game where statistics and rankings don’t mean as much” as Poor Boying. Look at any sport, not just football, and you can see many cases where rivalry games DO throw out all the statistics and rankings. How many times has the lower ranked team upset the higher ranked team in the OSU - Michigan (2004 and 2003 off the top of my head), Oklahoma - Oklahoma State, USC - Cal., Yankees - Red Sox, Manchester United - Manchester City, I can go on and I’m sure everyone knows of one. So what I said isn’t poor boying, it’s fact.
Lindsey:
I’m just fucking with Haver because he’s an ass and I hate him.
I was actually a bit perturbed with that whole Googling episode. I had to look farther into this situation to see if there were any other instances of the strange “Hawkeyes Suck” phenomenon that Haver found, or if it was just one of those silly occurrences like the Cyclones beating the Hawks, which happens enough to remember, but not enough to worry about. (83-97 were good years.) Anyway, here is what I found.
“Iowa Hawkeyes blow” - 23 results
“Iowa State Cyclones blow” - 44 results
“Hawkeyes” and “gay” - 111,000 results
“Cyclones” and “gay” - 444,000 results
But this is all pretty trivial. I find myself thinking to myself, “Who cares?” Interesting question…
“Iowa Hawkeyes” and “football” - 2,720,000 results
“Iowa State Cyclones” and “football” - 2,510,000 results
“University of Iowa” and “football” - 585,000 results
“Iowa State University” and “football” - 320,000 results
Apparently, more people on the internet care enough to write about Iowa football than Iowa State’s program. I wonder why that is…
Oh right, because we’re consistently good and they suck, regardless of any Google fight results.
im not exactly sure how people are trying to make fun of montana? has anyone been here? does anyone know what missoula is like? iowa city is definitely the coolest city in iowa in my opinion… missoula is 10 times better.. anyway.. not only is that guy a dumbass, what is w/the school boy bitch ass kissing to this girl?
mike - thats great theyre 3-2.. i was only saying isu has beaten iowa before in the last 5 years so zound should know that experience. r u angry w/me cuz of what i say or just cuz u havent had anything important to say for awhile now so u have to resort to a meaningless insult? for example how i spell… ive been through this on this site before. grow a brain.
zound - u say an isu fan is poor boying when they say… oh iowa is ranked in the top 25 they should have beat us…. how many times has a ranked team beaten an unranked team? how many times has an unranked team beaten a ranked team? who gives a fuck? ure basically saying poor boying is making excuses for why u lost. so ure excuse when isu beats iowa is… oh well its a rivalry… and even though u guys r supposed to be so much better that doesnt count in this game cuz its a rivalry? ure still making an excuse, not stating a proven fact. unranked teams beat ranked teams all the time… even when they arent a rivalry. it doesnt ONLY happen in a rivalry so thats a lame excuse.
now u hawkize go have fun in iowa city bars and pay ure 7 dollars for one jagger bomb at the fieldhouse in hopes of rubbing shoulders with mike klinkenborg. if that doesnt work out u can always fall back on ure typical nite of drinking with ure friends, talking about hawkeyes, and then return to ure own places to jerk off to ure hawkeye football team schedule poster on the wall above ure beds.
this is gay, and so are you haver.
Man, Haver, if I had a kid like you, I’d either beat you til you couldn’t talk or just put you up for adoption so I didn’t have to show you off at family reunions as a poster-child for why we need mandatory sterilization in this country.
Go fuck yourself.
Let’s set the record straight on the drinks: There is $1-U-Call-It or some cheap drink special here every night of the week…and several places have free cover all the time. Expensive drinks are for minors. It’s too cheap not to go out at least 3 nights a week.
Haver: Ed Meacham… suck my dick.
Yeah… the only $7 drink i’ve ever bought is a martini at piano lounge… which got me drunk… lol
Oh and Ed, I was referring to Haver having better things to do, i know you dont.
My point isn’t that Cyclone fans make excuses. My point is that Cyclone fans play this game where they hype a win against Iowa and downplay a loss. When Cyclone fan doesn’t get the win he was hoping for against Iowa, he does this 180 degree turn in his logic and say that the loss was a forgone conclusion. I guess it can be subjective where you draw the line between ‘reasons’ and ‘excuses’. For example, I have always thought that the reason Iowa lost in Ames last year is becuase they commited too many turnovers. But that isn’t poorboying, that is a reason. Moreover, I didn’t talk up Iowa before that game because I knew it would be tough game. That was more the point of the article. Cyclone fans talk the biggest shit every year after they beat Iowa like they won the damn superbowl, then when Iowa beats them its “ho-hum thats what should have happen”. Hawkeye fans dont do that. If I could put simply, its the retroactive downplaying that drives me crazy and what I mean by poorboying.
You’re right… you know why? I LIVE IN FUCKING AMES!