Bastardization: Ohio State
Continuing my hatred for not only the state of Ohio but also Ohio State, I have begun bastardizing the Buckeyes. A lot of people who know me beyond ‘Sigma’ think I am so pro-Hawkeye that I am anti-anything (and frankly, everything) that opposes them… this is true, and also a real life example of being hawkized. If it’s not Herky, Black and Gold, or as hung as me, I’m probably going to have something negative to say. That being said, to you I present the Ohio State Bastardization.
Here we have Troy Smith and Mr. Tressel… what’s wrong with this picture?
“Yo, I got dis… b-r-b dog.”
“Okay, now this time, I think maybe ‘HIKE’ is in order… and as your coach, after the play, I advise you to run at top speed to the locker room for a shot of coke.”
“Where’s da dutch? Aww shit dog, you burned yo hand! *kiss* All betta.”
Even though Eddie George isn’t with the Buckeyes anymore… I figured it would be appropriate to add him in here since he is now on one of the most notorious drug using teams in the NFL… at least he got a good start in college.
I won’t even start on Maurice Clarett… then again I might… fuck him… I will.
Stay tuned… GO HAWKS!
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For anyone who checks out the Hawkeyenation message boards and remembers MisterIowa, who frequently posted on there..he was banned from the Hawkeye boards…but showed up on Bucknuts…the ohio state boards…it’s quite pathetic, but probably one of the funniest things ive ever read….
http://mb15.scout.com/fohiostatefrm1.showMessageRange?topicID=60415.topic&start=1&stop=20
Guess who is getting a ESPN pass.
Me! So basically, I have a back stage pass to College Game Day.
I know you’re all jealous =)
McP
ED u silly bastard! i officially know 3 people on this website. i saw ure comment on that last article that got 32 comments. not to brag but thats one of the biggest ones that this site has had in the last couple weeks/months.. im not sure. looks like things have been pretty fucking boring on here after i quit talking for awhile. i moved so i dont have internet except if i use it on campus till i get my own hooked up. anyways… same old site. same old all hawkeye fans posting stuff and sucking each others dicks on what a great argument they have made for themselves. haha anyway, i got ure message ed i think i will give u a ring tonite. yeah everyone i know ed. i also called him a school boy bitch. what was up w/that earlier ed?