This is a Hawkeye State.
Fuck you, Cyclones. Get your fucking tractors and head back to Ames- the charade is over.

ON IOWA. GO HAWKS!!!!! 

Last year, I posted a drunken rhyme about my hate for ISU and my thoughts on the upcoming game… This year I figured since I LIVE in Ames (I’m truely sorry Hawk fans) and have to put up with their shit day-in and day-out, that I am more than entitled to flip shit back, so […]

The setting is October 4th, 1923: Iowa State’s football team is getting ready to load the bus for a trip to Minneapolis for their football game. The bus breaks down due to poor maintenance. Iowa State never makes it to the game and Jack Trice never dies.
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After about a year and a month of majoring […]

AMES, IOWA- In a last-ditch effort to sell out Jack Trice stadium for the next home game, Iowa State Athletic Director Jamie Pollard announced a new advertising campaign today.
The new campaign, coined “Pack The McJack,” will start tomorrow when Iowa State teams up with corporate sponsor McDonalds.
“Well, we tried putting up a billboard over in […]

A few things that you won’t see before your death.

BIG 12 FOOTBALL FINAL STANDINGS
 
SOUTH: OVERALL W L CONF W L
TEXAS 11 1 7 1
OKLAHOMA 10 2 6 2
TEXAS TECH 9 3 6 2
OKLA. STATE 7 5 5 3
TEXAS A&M 6 6 4 4
BAYLOR 4 8 3 5
 
NORTH
IOWA STATE 12 0 8 0
KANSAS 9 3 7 […]

I got pissed off at a DI article this morning and made a fairly lengthy comment.  Track it here and feel free to add in your comments as well.

Now that the public rededication of historic Kinnick Stadium has come and gone, it’s finally time to release this much anticipated article about the legendary Nile Kinnick. In this article, the historians at Hawkize.com researched Nile Kinnick’s past and compiled the most likely scenario for Nile Kinnick’s life if he hadn’t disappeared in a plane […]

Hola, Hawkize brethren.
Many of you may have noticed by now that our posting has gone significantly downhill, volume wise, in the past months. Obviously, I’m very involved with an extra-caricular that takes up most of my time, so that’s my pussy-ass excuse as to why I’ve been leaving the loyal fanbase of HAWKIZE hanging. I […]

The ABC commentator put it best, “Sometimes you just have to win ugly.”  Frankly, Hawkeye fans should be ecstatic we were even close in this game.  We were -4 in turnover differential, playing with a back-up quarterback, and our secondary was giving up opportunistic pass interference penalties whenever the Orange needed it most.  Credit the Orange for a great […]

Out of the Mountain West, the Runnin’ Rebels go to Jack Trice Stadium this Saturday evening to take a shot at the Cyclones.  Cyclone fans will have to listen anxiously by the radio for this one, as not even MediaCom Connections will have this game on.  The Rebels went 2-9 last year, but the Hawkeye optimist will look to the two […]

Some of the best players in the game of football, at one point in their career, were in a Syracuse uniform.  Hall of famers Larry Csonka, and Jim Brown are probably the most well known of that group.  And today’s NFL standouts Donovan McNabb and Marvin Harrison played there college ball for the Orange. 
But life […]

As some of you may know, starting cornerback Tarell Brown and backup safety Tyrell Gatewood of the Texas Longhorns were charged early Monday morning with possession of marijuana and Brown was also charged with the illegal possession of a firearm.  Both players were suspended from Saturday’s game against the #1 ranked and Big Ten brethren […]

Week 1 is under the belt and the W is there, as expected.  But what did we learn?
POSITIVES:
The Iowa front seven PWNED!!! - 10 rushing yards allowed for the game.  Not much given up all game except the one TD drive (which was helped by Iowa penalties more than anything).  This D line could be […]

IOWA CITY, IA — The University of Iowa and the Iowa City Police Department have announced a joint promotion where all fans attending the Montana game on Saturday will receive jaywalking citations upon entering historic Kinnick Stadium.
As noted by the Daily Iowan on Wednesday, Iowa City police are writing jaywalking tickets at an unprecedented rate.  […]