So here we are, Hawkize, on the last Thursday of November, being gluttons for a day and sucking down turkey, potatoes and gravy, stuffing, canned yams and the works. If you’re like me, before your Thanksgiving meal, you bow your heads and thank Hayden for the gifts in your life. Here is a transcript […]

Hawkize fans,
I come to you today to offer my apologies. It’s been far too long between my last post and this one- and, in true Mikehawk style, I refuse to make any excuses. Fuck you, it’s my website- I’ll fucking take breaks if I feel like it.
But all that aside, I’ve been really fucking busy. […]

As you all know, Iowa State is in the process of replacing Dan McCarney.  It took some detective work, but the Hawkize crew was able to get a copy of the Iowa State head coach exam.  Here it is:
Iowa State Head Coach Exam 
1.     Your best player comes up to you and says he can’t pay […]

I have conceded the fact that this isn’t the Hawkeye’s year.  In a number of positions, most notably wide receiver, we just are not clicking this year.  But hey, you never really graduate and there is always next year with no OSU and Michigan on the schedule (I say you never graduate because this is […]

Ames, IA — Today marks a wonderful evening for Hawkeye fans as Jamie “The Executioner” Pollard axed Iowa State head football coach Dan McCarney. I watched the 7:00 PM press conference over an ice cold Miller Lite this evening as I reflected upon what a great night this has been.
You see, Dan McCarney is […]

On the football field, tOSU is top notch.  The whole roster is jammed with talented, athletic players and it seems they are competing for a BCS Bowl every year.  Even though an envelope of money might find its way into a players hands every now and then, or a player will use the “courtesy car” from the dealer for a […]