Let me start by saying that I am still intoxicated, thanks to the $3 tallboys from the Vine yesterday. Thanks a lot, you liver-crushing assholes.
With that being said, we played one of the best games of the year. I saw the Drew Tate that a bunch of asshole, fair-weather Hawkeye fans forgot existed- the Tate […]

We’re not scared.

Hawks by 10. My advice to Texas fans is to start drinking- heavily. You’re going to need it after the shellacking Iowa is going to put on you, tomorrow, assholes.
ON IOWA. GO HAWKS!

It’s about time to break out into Auld Lang Syne, and with a new year comes a time to look back on the past 365 days and try to change some things that have been wrong in our lives. (See Colestal’s Year-In-Review of the Athletics debacle at Ames Community College for Agriculture)

So, without […]

As we near the end of 2006, let’s take a moment to reflect on the misfortunes that have ravaged the Cyclone nation during the past year.
It’s well documented that we at Hawkize hate Iowa State as much as we love Iowa. We can’t help but smile and shake our heads in disbelief after their repeated […]

Hawkize fans, as our long-time poster Ridiculous Nicholas mentioned in a comment to an earlier post, Hawkize is beginning to return to its old style now that Colestal and I have began posting with somewhat of a regularity. If you’ve missed us, we’re flattered. If you haven’t, well fuck you, because you’re not a true […]

Words cannot describe the sheer dominance by the Hawks over the Cyclones in the three major sports this year. Take a look at this and cherish one of the most lopsided rivalry years in Cy-Hawk history.

On Iowa, GO HAWKS!!!

It’s been awhile, again. It’s finals week, which means one thing and one thing only – I’m not studying, I’m drinking myself into a hole so deep that I can’t see the grades on my report card.

With that being said, let’s catch you up on things that happened since my recent weekend birthday debacle and […]

Well folks, it’s official.
I’m not a teenager anymore. Last night at midnight I turned 20- and two hours later vomited all the teenager right out of my system.
While it’s nice to have a birthday, mine is overshadowed by someone else.
ANDYRAM.
LEGAL.
TOMORROW.
Holy fucking shit. No more PAULA’s for this guy- Andyram is turning 21 at midnight. I […]