Archive for January, 2007

Colts announce surprise move to Iowa City

Posted by Mikehawk on January 21st, 2007

INDIANAPOLIS - (HAWKIZE) Minutes after the Indianapolis Colts won the AFC championship and secured their first trip to the Super Bowl in 35 years, Colts owner Jim Irsay announced what Indianapolis residents are calling “a shock.”
“After 30 years with the city of Indianapolis, it is with much excitement that I am announcing my franchise’s plans […]

When It’s OK For The Uniform To Not Be Uniform

Posted by ZoundBrigade on January 20th, 2007

Typically the NFL is anything but lax when it comes to what its players wear when they suit up.  Whether it is not wearing regulation length socks, wearing unlicensed NFL apparel, or wearing tiger-striped shoes bearing holographic pictures of your most famous touchdown celebrations (God bless Chad Johnson), the NFL will show no mercy and […]

Carver Renovation Plans to Include Casino

Posted by Colestal on January 19th, 2007

IOWA CITY, IA — Hot on the heels of recent criticism about the University of Iowa’s association with an Iowa Lottery sponsored drawing, the UI Athletic Department and the Hawkize.com Architecture Division unveiled a computer-generated model of the expansion that includes a Vegas-style casino.

The casino, which is aptly named ‘Carver-Hawkeye Casino’, features blackjack, craps, roulette, […]

Hawkize Championship Weekend Predictions

Posted by Mikehawk on January 19th, 2007

It’s a big weekend in the NFL, Hawkize faithful. Andyram and Colestal are both camped out in front of their televisions already, awaiting the Bears game on Sunday- and I’m already starting a drinking binge to get ready for this weekend that I really couldn’t give a shit less about since the Vikings really, really […]

Colts’ Sanders Sought in Homicide

Posted by Mikehawk on January 19th, 2007

INDIANAPOLIS - Indianapolis Colts’ free safety Bob Sanders is being asked to come in for questioning in a recent homicide at M&T Bank Stadium in Baltimore.
Authorities say Sanders was the last human to see the entire offensive unit from the Baltimore Ravens alive. If convicted, Sanders would face 11 counts of capital murder with deadly […]

NBC In Serious Trouble after Army All American Game

Posted by Mikehawk on January 06th, 2007

See link.
NBC Fined by FCC for All American game.

Iowa wins, Izzo still incredibly short

Posted by Mikehawk on January 05th, 2007

IOWA CITY, IA (HAWKIZE) - The Iowa Hawkeyes took a third straight game from the Michigan State Spartans and Coach Tom “Too Short” Izzo, etching a 62-60 win at Carver Hawkeye Arena on Thursday evening.
“They’re always after me lucky charms!” Izzo said of the Hawkeyes tenacious defense. ” I put a curse on them before […]