IOWA CITY- Kalvin Sampson, welcome to the Big Ten.

Adam Haluska and Tyler Smith combined for 51 points this afternoon as Iowa knocked off Top 25-ranked Indiana at Carver Hawkeye Arena. DJ White, Indiana’s “next big thing”, had 6 points and five fouls.

White would not comment to Hawkize about the hysterical laughter coming from directly behind the student section most of the game. Hawkize later learned that the giggles were those of an Orlando Magic scout who kept getting asked about White’s chances in the NBA.

When asked for comment, Kalvin declined. He was in the middle of a text message- possibly to a recruit. When reached via text message, he replied with this.

“OMG Refs were soooo bad, lolz roflcopters. K gtg plane leaving ttyl.”