Hawkize.com would like to wish a special 21st birthday wish to one of our more loyal posters/followers, WHO’S CY. She is turning legal today and will now no longer have to worry about that cunt that is PAULA wrecking her tailgating in Iowa City.
HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!

Not too long after ISU’s vagabond point guard Mike Taylor is suspended for being a retard and spraying liquid detergent all over an apartment building, he is at it again- shoplifting.
Not just shoplifting, mind you- shoplifting from CUB FOODS!
Story from SportsIllustrated.com….
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Suspended Iowa State guard Mike Taylor was cited by Ames […]

AMES, IA- Athletic Director Jamie Pollard promised a bright future.
He began to deliver on Saturday when 7,000 fans packed Jack Trice Stadium in Ames for the annual Spring Game between ISU’s Cardinal and Gold squads.
“7,000 is a number of epic proportions,” Pollard said while checking his account balance on Usbank.com. “Shit, I’m overdrawn again. Raise […]

In case you didn’t know, VEISHEA is going on at Iowa State next weekend. According to Wikipedia, it’s the largest student-run festival in the nation. When you think about it, it’s not surprising that an event run by a bunch of morons ended up in a riot back in 2004. It’s a […]

I was thinking to myself the other day how much better off we are with Todd Lickliter as our head basketball coach. Then I received a YouTube video about animals that are better than you. So I decided to put together a little article about several of the ways Todd Lickliter is better […]

If some things looked weird to you in the past couple of days, namely the look and content of the entire site disappearing, it’s because Hawkize changed web hosts this week. It seems that everything went well, so the site should basically be back to normal now. Our apologies go out to those […]

In case you’ve been in a coma for the last two days, we hired a new head basketball coach. To help fans ramp up their knowledge about Coach Lickliter, Hawkize is introducing a short series of posts called ‘Know Thy Coach’. These posts will include pieces of information that we feel are important […]

The future is here, Hawkize.
Todd Lickliter, who built a Butler team from nothing into a (literal) national title contender, has been hired as the head coach at the University of Iowa.
Carver Hawkeye Arena will open at 4:45 P.M. tomorrow for the 6-7 p.m. welcome rally. If you are free and don’t go, then FUCK OFF. […]