IOWA CITY, IA(Hawkize)- With a fist pump, Panchero’s owner and founder Rodney Anderson announced today that Panchero’s has officially out-grossed the entire Iowa State Athletic Deprartment for the 2006 fiscal year.
“We’re really excited,” he told Hawkize in a special, made-up interview. “I mean, I know it’s not a big deal to out-do ISU, but every […]

IOWA CITY, IA — For Devan Moylan, it’s about one more chance.
On Thursday, word leaked to Hawkize that Devan Moylan was awarded a fifth year of eligiblity from the NCAA. The walk-on from Panora, IA was not available directly for comment because he is in Europe flipping switches and smacking bitches.
Contrary to popular belief, the […]

Did you know…
..that if you were born during the week that Iowa State won it’s last conference title in football, you’d be turning 105 this fall?
..that Iowa State built a brand new, million-dollar study building just for its athletes? Sadly, they can’t figure out the revolving door at the front, and the building has remained […]