Week 1: Why ask why? - ISU
So I was sitting on the toilet tonight pondering the many things I do while I shit… one of which is always “Why do I hate ISU so much?”
While I was sitting there, producing reason after reason, I asked myself, “Why ask why?”
Then I thought, why not ask EVERYONE this same question? Which was followed by, “Why question a question that needs no reason?” Okay maybe you are soft and need a reason… fuck you. They suck. Point, case, and rule.
I’m not here for humor. I’m here to promote wide spread truth, which we here at Hawkize are dedicated to. Mike can’t do this alone with the running season around the corner, so I am going to step it up and ask a question a week, for the next nine weeks… and you WILL respond… you won’t have any other choice.
This week’s question: What is it about ISU that sucks so much?
Post freely… as always. Furthermore… GO HAWKS!
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ive thought about this alot before. Like if maybe i came from a completely different state, ive always told myself, i would still think that ISU eats pieces of shit for breakfast. It’s just the little brother part of ISU that bugs me, anything good that ever happens or that they “create” is somehow always sorta riding the curtails of iowa.
Why do I hate ISU, because they aren’t Iowa, and to quote a saying I heard a few years ago…. “If you ain’t a Hawkeye, you ain’t shit!”