Cue music: “Oh what a night,” Frankie Valli
Few times in our lives, we have the opportunity to make history.
For Trashboy and Mikehawk, destiny was Thursday night in a high school football stadium somewhere on the campus of Iowa State University.
Around 4:45 PM, I sat at my computer looking at my regular bookmarks on Mozilla- […]

Hawkize.com has just learned that Jamie Pollard has just wrapped up a deal with the 2006 Champions of the Des Moines Pop Warner league, the Urbandale Broncos, to play 3 games at Jack Trice Stadium starting in 2009 in an effort to bolster their already weak non-conference schedule.
“This is a great deal for both […]

Purdue fans are still talking about their 2004 season, the season where they were ranked #5 in the country through five games with Heisman hopeful Kyle Orton leading the way. Of course, Purdue finished outside of the Top #25 in 2004 after a downward spiral that landed them in the Sun Bowl, which they lost […]

Proof that the points system works like charm:
MARQUES ‘GRAND MARQUES’ SLOCUM

Assorted tidbits Hawkize picked up in the Big Ten camps from last week…
CHAMPAIGNE— The list of mess-ups keeps getting longer for Ron Zook.
The fiery Illinois football coach made the blunder of all blunders on Saturday, starting quarterback Juice Williams at left tackle. The move left media representatives, along with Illini fans, scratching their collective heads […]

Holy shit! Iowa State just found out they have fans!
Jamie Pollard has been creaming in his pants over the past few weeks, as ISU season tickets have eclipsed the coveted “35,000″ (!!) mark. This can evidently be seen by logging into the (epilepsy warning) Iowa State Athletics site. The site is littered with graphics showing […]

I’m not a homosexual (NTTATWWT), but I do enjoy observing college football uniforms. I prefer the classic style of uniform; uniforms like those worn by Michigan, Iowa, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and Texas. Oregon gets a new uniform every year, and they always suck. Seriously, what’s wrong with just picking something and sticking with it? That […]

IOWA CITY- Scheels, Iowa’s largest sports superstore, announced today that both Anthony Bowman and Dominique Douglas jerseys will go on double clearance this morning.
“Well, with the events that have transpired, they aren’t exactly “popular” for our fall lineup,” Store Manager Jim Elbert said Friday morning. “We tend to sell players that are going to, you […]

IOWA CITY- Federal agents stormed the alley behind Brothers’ Bar and Grill in downtown Iowa City on Thursday morning to detain Andyram, 21, charging him with being involved with Michael Vick’s dogfighting ring.
The fallen Hawkize superstar is the latest in a group of 8 celebrities to be indicted on the dogfighting charges.
“I’m not drunk,” Andyram […]

The Iowa City Press-Citizen has reviewed the Facebook sites of 40 University of Iowa football players and discovered - gasp! - photos of players consuming alcohol. From the Press-Citizen article:
Two photos show players drinking shots of alcohol. Another photo shows a player “shotgunning” a beer. In another, a player and a group of friends are […]

On Wisconsin Badgers fans….
This is where stereotypes are really, really true. I mean you spend a weekend on that campus, whether it’s for football, basketball, hockey, whatever, you will not believe the moronic level that the student body sinks to with just outrageousus drunkenness and just crazy, crazy behavior. But I’m not a prude, and […]

This morning, the city council of Chicago determined that they will rename the city to “Iowa City” on September 1st on occasion of the Iowa-Northern Illinois football game at Soldier Field.
“It just makes sense.” says Chicago mayor Richard Daley. “Financially, and convenience-wise. The process is rather simple. We will just be swapping the road signs […]

Horrible news, fellow Hawkize. Our all-Big 10 freshman team wideout has been suspended indefinitely due to pending charges of credit card theft. The charges on Bowman have been released and reportedly state that the theft was under $10,000. Nothing has been put out for Douglas (yet).
One can not think that this is horrifying news. But […]

Think of all the great Hawkeyes who we have been blessed to watch as Iowa fans… Bob Sanders, Chuck Long, Dallas Clark, Robert Gallery, Matt Roth, Abdul Hodge, Chad Greenway, Fred Russell, Dean Oliver, Jeff Horner, Greg Brunner, the list goes on and on…
Who tops the list out of all these greats?

Chris “Motherfucking” Kingsbury.
This man […]

Yes fellas, I must admit that I am excited to debut here at hawkize.com.
Like I told mikehawk… I’ve always wanted to write for a sensationalist website. So lets get this motherbitch moving.
My goal is threefold:
1) To bash Iowa State to my fullest ability. This I promise you, I wll do. Also, there is something you […]