Yes fellas, I must admit that I am excited to debut here at hawkize.com.

Like I told mikehawk… I’ve always wanted to write for a sensationalist website. So lets get this motherbitch moving.

My goal is threefold:

1) To bash Iowa State to my fullest ability. This I promise you, I wll do. Also, there is something you all need to be aware of… I have an inexplainable disdain for our “baby” brothers to the north. Yes. The University of Northern Iowa Panthers. Make no mistake about it, I will be packing “heat” against them as well. Not to mention the filth that stands in our way in the Big 10 (or 11, smartass).

2) I want to us bring this site back to the glory days to what it was last year, and the year before that. The days of a minimum of 5 posts a week WILL be back. This starts with your guy’s support of the site. If you think something needs to be ripped apart and shit on, let us know! I want our hits to be equivalent or near the amount of warrants andyram has out for his arrest in Iowa City.

3) I don’t know why I made it threefold, but I did. Threefold is more dramatic than twofold. Fuck.

Anyways, it’s good to be on board. Check back in every day for updates. Football season is coming fellas! Lets go!