Dominique Douglas and Anthony Bowman suspended indefinitely

Posted by Trashboy on August 20th, 2007

Horrible news, fellow Hawkize. Our all-Big 10 freshman team wideout has been suspended indefinitely due to pending charges of credit card theft. The charges on Bowman have been released and reportedly state that the theft was under $10,000. Nothing has been put out for Douglas (yet).

One can not think that this is horrifying news. But lets look at it as a gateway of opportunity for our boys Trey Stross, Andy Brodell, and DJK to step up and make an impact… which I think they are totally capable of.

Wow. Iowa may be the whitest football team ever this season.

Upon learning of this, I immediately took a peek at Domo’s Facebook page. This is what his status was:

Domo Cbi Doug
is FOCUSED ON WHAT HE NEED 2 B FOCUSED ON…NOT ALL DAT BULLSHIT THESE PREPPIES TALKN…….

I think it’s obvious that Domo didn’t do anything wrong!

8/21/07 1:58 AM UPDATE: Apparently 3 other players were involved with this charade. That’s just wonderful.

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4 Responses to “Dominique Douglas and Anthony Bowman suspended indefinitely”  

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  1. 1 hudhawk on Aug 20th, 2007 at 4:32 pm:

    cripes, hopefully this doesnt turn out to be a terrible fuckin mess

  2. 2 L McP on Aug 21st, 2007 at 1:34 am:

    great… the university doesnt give them enough money already? thanks guys…

  3. 3 Σ on Aug 21st, 2007 at 10:04 pm:

    Who snitched? I wanna fucking know… surely Dom didn’t BRAG about this… I mean, its not a felony or anything… I hope he doesn’t try to bring other players down with him, even if they truely were involved.

    “..never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut.” - Good Fellas

  4. 4 Trashboy on Aug 22nd, 2007 at 12:51 am:

    Man, if you can’t keep Dominique Douglas’ word for anything, what has this world come to??

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