I’m bringing out the secret weapon, folks. Shit has gone sour around here and it’s mostly my fault- I’m not posting enough, but it’s time to fix it. Reserves have been called.
I know what you’re thinking- “Jeez, Mikehawk, you kidnapped a Chinese national and are giving him citizenship in an attempt to get people to read your website that you don’t even make money off of?”
Wrong. That shit is for kids. I’m bringing out the big guns. Not Chinese nationalists. Not even Kim Jong himself.
Trashboy.
Yep, you heard me motherfuckers. Trash fucking boy.
I know, you’re scratching your heads- Who is Trashboy? Trashboy? A garbageman?
Of sorts, yes.
He brings the junk. I’m talking Tim Wakefield’s knuckleball junk. Josh Beckett 12-6 shit. He brings it and he doesn’t hold back.
Think of the worst thing you’ve ever thought of in the world. Personally, I’m thinking of Iowa State winning a national championship in anything besides Homosexuality.
Okay, now that you’ve got that picture in your mind, imagine you just got a sweet 10x multiplier in a video game. Yep, that’s how filthy Trashboy is.
Wait and see, Hawkize. Wait and see.