The Iowa City Press-Citizen has reviewed the Facebook sites of 40 University of Iowa football players and discovered - gasp! - photos of players consuming alcohol. From the Press-Citizen article:

Two photos show players drinking shots of alcohol. Another photo shows a player “shotgunning” a beer. In another, a player and a group of friends are posing in front of someone vomiting. One shows a player posing next to a table of liquor bottles. Two photos show players holding someone up during a keg stand. Another photo shows a player sitting beside four pitchers of beer.

Are you serious? A player was actually photographed sitting next to four whole pitchers of beer? He’s lucky to still be alive. What’s this “shotgunning” business? Some type of bioterrorism? Jesus, we better contact the FBI and get them on top of this. The University of Iowa should forfeit all games and the players should have mandatory counseling with Kyle Orton to discuss what alcohol can do for your football career.

Also, I’d like to applaud the Press-Citizen for their hard-hitting journalism. Brian Morelli, I can smell a Pulitzer in your future. Keep up the good work!