Andyram is extremely angry!
Why you fine readers of Hawkize ask? What could make Andyram so angry that he decides to post now? The ISU loss? No, we aren’t ready to talk about that one.. The Wisky and Indiana losses? No, we will get to those later..
Is it because Andyram won 300 bucks on […]

They go and pull a stunt like this one:
Iowa State’s new look for ‘08
If I’m not mistaken… these unis are a dead ringer for the USC ones. I don’t know which I like better… ugly ass Iowa State uniforms that they’ve had the last 15 years, or an impostor national powerhouse. Not to mention that […]

Lloyd Carr Protest
Although, maybe it was a good idea to save the poor girl from falling into the trap hole in life that is Michigan fandom.

Don’t know how many of you may have seen this, it was on INHD a few months back featuring Brent Musburger.
Part 1
Part 2

Ask me about things I hate.
1) Jamie Pollard
2) UNI
3) ISU
4) Spiders
5) Papercuts
Upon the preposterous loss to little brother last Saturday, I was informed that TC Panther (The Northern Iowa mascot) made his Facebook status: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Iowa!”
Of course I was offended like he had just poked my mother in the eye. I immediately add him to […]

With the looming loss to the Hawkize in their near future, the Badger team is very unsettled. Hawkize has learned that Bucky Badger is considering calling it quits as head mascot for the Wisconsin team and will be returning to his previous career and potential career of more than three quarters of UW graduates.

My first received wall post on Saturday was not even from a Cyclone, it was from a fuckin gopher. Are you serious?
Even though it is a disgusting loss for Captain Kirk, at least it is against a team from a BCS conference is 1A
There is always a bright side to any disparaging weekend..
This, along with […]

Why do you play the game?
“We are… Iowa State” ad.
Just thought I would share this one with you guys before I head back to that cesspool that is Ames for my valiant return.
ON IOWA.

What would it be like if Kirk Ferentz and Gene Chizik met up in an online chat room? Hawkize explores.
GoodCapt02: hey sup
ChizikDestny07: nm u
GoodCapt02: nm just getting rdy to beat ur ass lol
ChizikDestny07: lol ya rite
GoodCapt02: jk but srsly we r gonna pound u
ChizikDestny07: whatev we get pumped 4 this shit
GoodCapt02: whatev I don’t cur […]

1. Iowa 2-0 (0-0)
The Hawks, with what could be the best defense in the Big 10, give up NOTHING in a trouncing of Syracuse, continuing their march to a Big Ten title.
2. Penn State 2-0 (0-0)
Penn State looked good in State College, dealing with a bad Notre Dame team.

3. Wisconsin 2-0 (0-0)
Struggled a bit with […]

Iowa, ISU at odds over deal
Fuck you, Jamie Pollard. Here’s to hoping that Gary Barta will tell that low balling fuck face the same thing. I don’t think I would mind wiping them off our schedule so we could play a better team. Like UW-Green Bay.
Although, it is fun to spank them from time to […]

I’m just curious, Hawkize… who’s your favorite Cyclones?
I’ll start:
Twoy Davith and Dawwen Davith

MADISON- Department stores around the Madison area elevated the threat level to orange on September 5 when Wisconsin running back Lance Smith was accused of beating his girlfriend and stealing her money and shoes.
“This is a serious offense,” Barry Alvarez, former UW-Madison Head Coach and current Athletic Director said. “We are disappointed in Lance. He […]

AMES- Gene Chizik has only coached 2 games for the Iowa State Cyclones, but he has already had more economic impact than the floods of 1993 in Story County.
“It’s been a disaster,” said Rich Wilkins, a private Story County investor. “This has really sent shockwaves through the area.”
The “this,” that Wilkins alludes to is the […]