Each week (Usually on Tuesday, sometimes Wednesday depending on drink specials on Monday night), Hawkize will publish a “Week in Review,” in which one of the writers will weigh in on the weeks’ previous action:

..From the “Oh, so obvious” file:”
MICHIGAN- What can you say that hasn’t already been said? Appalachian State. REALLY, Michigan? REALLY? I keep thinking I’m going to wake up and this is going to be a dream- because nothing this good can be true, right?
Wrong.
It’s true- oh so true- and so beautiful. In fact, Michigan has released its out-of-conference schedule for next year already:
SEP 2: @ University of Phoenix Online (ESPN2)
SEP 9: APPALACHIAN STATE (ABC)
SEP 16: DeVry Technical Institute- Des Moines Campus (BTN)
SEP 23: LaJames of Mason City (BTN)

From the “Discuss the Coaching Genius that is Ron Zook” file…

ILLINOIS - You scored 21 straight points to put the game within spitting distance against Mizzou this weekend, but stepped on your collective dicks and lost by six points to a shitty Big 12 team. Way to represent, Zooker- perhaps you should stop bench pressing and texting in the shower and start reading “How to Coach Division 1 Football for Dummies.”

From the “Aw, skeet skeet skeet!” category…
Minnesota- Another dramatic comeback from a Big Ten team turned out to be a loss on Saturday.
Except it was a dramatic comeback at home.
Against Bowling Green.
Tim Brewster proclaimed himself the savior of this program. Noah himself couldn’t save this ship from sinking- sorry, goofs, it’s going to be quite some time before any maroon is in the upper division of the Big Ten. Maybe as long as it’s going to take Gene Chizik to realize that he could hire a team of chaplains to baptize the entire ISU football team and it still wouldn’t result in a good offensive scheme. Pathetic, Minnesota- and from a state that had the balls to choose Jesse Ventura, I expect better.

From the “No one gives a shit” category…
Ohio State, Northwestern, Purdue, Indiana, Michigan State, Penn State and Wisconsin all won. Big fucking deal.

ON IOWA. GO HAWKS!