It’s September 11th. At Hawkize.com, we post a lot of inappropriate, abrasive content. But today, it’s just this and only this. Today, I hope everyone remembers why they’re even able to view this website. I hope they remember why they are able to wake up free of persecution for whatever reason. I hope that they […]

Half-drunk this morning, I began to browse my friends’ facebook profiles to find some unfortunate comrades from Iowa State to berate about their 24-13 loss to Division 1AA Northern Iowa on Saturday night.
I came across a friend, Mark, who had this under his posted items:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LVcQeH1ngyc
A new era! Purchase your season tickets now! The Chizik era […]

Iowa State has ugly uniforms. Hawkize.com concurs.
This is the kind of publicity you were looking for, right Pollard? Fag.
On IOWA. Go HAWKS!

1. Iowa 1-0 (0-0)
This is the obvious pick. The Hawks come out, control the ground against a decent team from the MAC and seals up the victory. People might be put aside by the 16-3 margin of victory. Horse shit. Iowa never blows out teams not named Purdue. Saturday’s game was never in doubt for […]

Each week (Usually on Tuesday, sometimes Wednesday depending on drink specials on Monday night), Hawkize will publish a “Week in Review,” in which one of the writers will weigh in on the weeks’ previous action:
..From the “Oh, so obvious” file:”
MICHIGAN- What can you say that hasn’t already been said? Appalachian State. REALLY, Michigan? REALLY? I […]

In what was a surprise to none, two Iowa State University students were the first two men to be legally married in the state of Iowa last week.