Leave it to a Cyclone to fuck up a Super Bowl win.

I’d actually like to THANK Ellis Hobbs for doing that though… He made me $215, betting on the Giants straight up.
THANKS ELLIS - Keep fucking up and make ISU proud!

As if the man needs a bigger fan base…

I know you can barely read it (was taken with a camera phone while I was at the bank) but I think it’s funnier than hell that it says, “(there were a few Cyclone fans in the building)”
Move over Carstens
GO HAWKS
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“That animal” - Andyram’s comment, seconds after […]

Most of you know Cy won the title of “Most Dominant College Mascot on Earth” not too long ago. CBS Sportsline hosted the previous poll for top mascot, Capital One has it’s own: The Capital One Mascot Open.
Cy barely beat the Spartans in the showdown, getting 56% of the votes. The Ames based Daily Tribune […]

Cue music: “Oh what a night,” Frankie Valli
Few times in our lives, we have the opportunity to make history.
For Trashboy and Mikehawk, destiny was Thursday night in a high school football stadium somewhere on the campus of Iowa State University.
Around 4:45 PM, I sat at my computer looking at my regular bookmarks on Mozilla- […]

Purdue fans are still talking about their 2004 season, the season where they were ranked #5 in the country through five games with Heisman hopeful Kyle Orton leading the way. Of course, Purdue finished outside of the Top #25 in 2004 after a downward spiral that landed them in the Sun Bowl, which they lost […]

I’m not a homosexual (NTTATWWT), but I do enjoy observing college football uniforms. I prefer the classic style of uniform; uniforms like those worn by Michigan, Iowa, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and Texas. Oregon gets a new uniform every year, and they always suck. Seriously, what’s wrong with just picking something and sticking with it? That […]

The Iowa City Press-Citizen has reviewed the Facebook sites of 40 University of Iowa football players and discovered - gasp! - photos of players consuming alcohol. From the Press-Citizen article:
Two photos show players drinking shots of alcohol. Another photo shows a player “shotgunning” a beer. In another, a player and a group of friends are […]

This morning, the city council of Chicago determined that they will rename the city to “Iowa City” on September 1st on occasion of the Iowa-Northern Illinois football game at Soldier Field.
“It just makes sense.” says Chicago mayor Richard Daley. “Financially, and convenience-wise. The process is rather simple. We will just be swapping the road signs […]

Horrible news, fellow Hawkize. Our all-Big 10 freshman team wideout has been suspended indefinitely due to pending charges of credit card theft. The charges on Bowman have been released and reportedly state that the theft was under $10,000. Nothing has been put out for Douglas (yet).
One can not think that this is horrifying news. But […]

Continuing my hatred for not only the state of Ohio but also Ohio State, I have begun bastardizing the Buckeyes. A lot of people who know me beyond ‘Sigma’ think I am so pro-Hawkeye that I am anti-anything (and frankly, everything) that opposes them… this is true, and also a real life example of being […]

Last year, I posted a drunken rhyme about my hate for ISU and my thoughts on the upcoming game… This year I figured since I LIVE in Ames (I’m truely sorry Hawk fans) and have to put up with their shit day-in and day-out, that I am more than entitled to flip shit back, so […]

The setting is October 4th, 1923: Iowa State’s football team is getting ready to load the bus for a trip to Minneapolis for their football game. The bus breaks down due to poor maintenance. Iowa State never makes it to the game and Jack Trice never dies.
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After about a year and a month of majoring […]

Now that the public rededication of historic Kinnick Stadium has come and gone, it’s finally time to release this much anticipated article about the legendary Nile Kinnick. In this article, the historians at Hawkize.com researched Nile Kinnick’s past and compiled the most likely scenario for Nile Kinnick’s life if he hadn’t disappeared in a plane […]

Well folks, it’s that time of year again:the time where I stay up late watching the clock, sitting with an economy-sized bottle of Johnson&Johnson and my magazine in bed. My hair starts to stand up on end, and as it gets closer to midnight, I get into my car and start driving to try and […]

If you didn’t hear, ISU athletics has announced that they plan to revamp their athletic facilities with multi-million dollar facelifts to the Jack Trice Stadium and Hilton Coliseum areas. The renovation will cost millions of dollars and won’t be completed until 2010- something Hawkize.com sees fitting, as this is the same year that Troy […]