As you have probably heard, President David Skorton is leaving the University of Iowa to take over as the president of Cornell University. Initially, I was a little upset that President Skorton decided to leave, but then I realized that things could have been much, much worse. At least we didn’t lose Coach […]

BREAKING NEWS….

Andyram has declared himself eligible for the NFL Draft.
Yep- you heard it here first. Andyram, DMACC’s finest, will become the first DMACC Bear to declare himself eligible for the NFL Draft when he makes his announcement from his boxers in his living room in Ankeny tomorrow. Andyram is expected to announce around 2:00 or […]

Christmas is in the air, and it’s the time of year for season’s greetings. Like usual, Hawkize has the inside scoop on the Hawks this holiday season. Here are some of the cards that have been exchanged this year:
Anonymous Hawk fan to Erin Buzuvis
Dan McCarney to Jason Berryman
Bob Bowlsby to Steve Alford
Kirk Ferentz […]

No words- Just warm feelings.

Okay, ISU fans, you might not want to read this one… Seriously, I am sure this will offend you, none the less… I do not give a shit, just a fair warning. I hate all of you and do not care about Iowa State.
Well it is Thanksgiving and I am sitting here, drunk off my […]

OK, we lost to ISU in football, the retards squeak a game out of us every now and then and we move on, usually to bigger and better things. Iowa State doesn’t have a clue what national attention is and they probably never will. Anyway that is not the point of this article. […]

So you may have been wondering: “What the hell happened to the Hawkize guys?” It’s reasonable to suspect that something might be wrong. After all, we haven’t posted since October 10th, and Mikehawk suddenly vanished without a trace. I’ve even seen some of the opposition second guessing our Hawkeye spirit. You’re […]

Fans may notice some changes the next time they roll in to Kinnick for a game. Last weekend, vandals broke in to the stadium and burned the words “IOWA SUCKS” in to the grass at the 10 yard line in front of the student section.
“Whoever did it probably used Roundup [herbicide],” said Ted […]

Ever wake up one morning after a heavy night of drinking wondering where the hell you are? That happened to me last weekend, but I didn’t wake up in some bitch’s bed like most of you. I woke up in Vegas. This post is my best recollection of my weekend in Sin […]

20 Questions with Ron Zook
I was sitting in my room last night rubbing myself down with lotion, when I thought: Hey, I wonder what would happen if I had the chance to sit down and interview current (I add current, of course, because it’s obvious this douchebag will be fired within a few years) University […]

Of all the things we needed after a loss that put us at 2-2, a widespread public debate about the color of our visitors’ locker room was not one of them. The media in this state has pissed me off enough this week, and allowing a story like this to get out of hand […]

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