Leave it to a Cyclone to fuck up a Super Bowl win.

I’d actually like to THANK Ellis Hobbs for doing that though… He made me $215, betting on the Giants straight up.
THANKS ELLIS - Keep fucking up and make ISU proud!

Most of you know Cy won the title of “Most Dominant College Mascot on Earth” not too long ago. CBS Sportsline hosted the previous poll for top mascot, Capital One has it’s own: The Capital One Mascot Open.
Cy barely beat the Spartans in the showdown, getting 56% of the votes. The Ames based Daily Tribune […]

Why do you play the game?
“We are… Iowa State” ad.
Just thought I would share this one with you guys before I head back to that cesspool that is Ames for my valiant return.
ON IOWA.

What would it be like if Kirk Ferentz and Gene Chizik met up in an online chat room? Hawkize explores.
GoodCapt02: hey sup
ChizikDestny07: nm u
GoodCapt02: nm just getting rdy to beat ur ass lol
ChizikDestny07: lol ya rite
GoodCapt02: jk but srsly we r gonna pound u
ChizikDestny07: whatev we get pumped 4 this shit
GoodCapt02: whatev I don’t cur […]

AMES- Gene Chizik has only coached 2 games for the Iowa State Cyclones, but he has already had more economic impact than the floods of 1993 in Story County.
“It’s been a disaster,” said Rich Wilkins, a private Story County investor. “This has really sent shockwaves through the area.”
The “this,” that Wilkins alludes to is the […]

In what was a surprise to none, two Iowa State University students were the first two men to be legally married in the state of Iowa last week.

Cue music: “Oh what a night,” Frankie Valli
Few times in our lives, we have the opportunity to make history.
For Trashboy and Mikehawk, destiny was Thursday night in a high school football stadium somewhere on the campus of Iowa State University.
Around 4:45 PM, I sat at my computer looking at my regular bookmarks on Mozilla- […]

Holy shit! Iowa State just found out they have fans!
Jamie Pollard has been creaming in his pants over the past few weeks, as ISU season tickets have eclipsed the coveted “35,000″ (!!) mark. This can evidently be seen by logging into the (epilepsy warning) Iowa State Athletics site. The site is littered with graphics showing […]

I’m not a homosexual (NTTATWWT), but I do enjoy observing college football uniforms. I prefer the classic style of uniform; uniforms like those worn by Michigan, Iowa, Ohio State, Oklahoma, and Texas. Oregon gets a new uniform every year, and they always suck. Seriously, what’s wrong with just picking something and sticking with it? That […]

Hudhawk made a solid comment last week about ISU being a “little brother.” I laughed, pretty hard actually, for a few seconds… twenty to twenty-three to be exact… I re-read the comments again (all two of them) tonight, and it dawned on me that ISU and Iowa will never be friends.
I have my own personal […]

So I was sitting on the toilet tonight pondering the many things I do while I shit… one of which is always “Why do I hate ISU so much?”
While I was sitting there, producing reason after reason, I asked myself, “Why ask why?”
Then I thought, why not ask EVERYONE this same question? Which was followed […]

In case you didn’t know, VEISHEA is going on at Iowa State next weekend. According to Wikipedia, it’s the largest student-run festival in the nation. When you think about it, it’s not surprising that an event run by a bunch of morons ended up in a riot back in 2004. It’s a […]

As we near the end of 2006, let’s take a moment to reflect on the misfortunes that have ravaged the Cyclone nation during the past year.
It’s well documented that we at Hawkize hate Iowa State as much as we love Iowa. We can’t help but smile and shake our heads in disbelief after their repeated […]

As much as I love to make fun of Iowa State, I try not to, too regularly… maybe once out of every ten to fifteen breaths, but anyway…
Earlier this week, I had a call from a branch in Ames with a personal banker explaining an issue that usually has fairly quick fix, but… while I […]

Last year, I posted a drunken rhyme about my hate for ISU and my thoughts on the upcoming game… This year I figured since I LIVE in Ames (I’m truely sorry Hawk fans) and have to put up with their shit day-in and day-out, that I am more than entitled to flip shit back, so […]