The setting is October 4th, 1923: Iowa State’s football team is getting ready to load the bus for a trip to Minneapolis for their football game. The bus breaks down due to poor maintenance. Iowa State never makes it to the game and Jack Trice never dies.
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After about a year and a month of majoring […]

If you didn’t hear, ISU athletics has announced that they plan to revamp their athletic facilities with multi-million dollar facelifts to the Jack Trice Stadium and Hilton Coliseum areas. The renovation will cost millions of dollars and won’t be completed until 2010- something Hawkize.com sees fitting, as this is the same year that Troy […]

Hey, Jamie Pollard:
We saw that you think you’re a bad ass by putting up a gay little billboard in Cedar Rapids, just up the road from God’s city, that reads that you beat Iowa in the Cy-Hawk Grocery Store Series of 2005. This little fruity billboard, Hawkize fans, looks something like this:

Well, guess what: Fuck […]

As expected, Alex Thompson transferred to Iowa State. That’s good news for Hawk fans because it opens a spot for someone who is actually good to play.
It also means that we get to play against Alex Thompson in the future, which is a good thing considering that he turned the ball over […]

Yesterday, Yahoo! Sports broke a story about a possible scandal involving the home of former USC star Reggie Bush’s family. The story accuses an employee of a startup marketing firm–get this–Michael Michaels (his mother clearly hated him) of purchasing a $750,000 home for Bush’s family in hopes of landing him as a client. […]

AMES DESTROYED, CITY VANISHES OFF MAP
AMES, IOWA - Gone.
Vanished.
In the span of 30 minutes Thursday evening, the entire city of Ames, Iowa, home of Iowa State University, was wiped out by a catastrophic storm that reached epic proportions near it’s pinnacle.
Winds blew nearly 200 miles per hour as an F-33 tornado beared down upon the […]

Now that the effects of a night of heavy drinking are wearing off and reality is starting to set in, I need to find something to cheer myself and other Hawk fans up. As always, we can look no further than those misfits at Iowa State. As you probably know by now, the […]

The setting is October 4th, 1923: Iowa State’s football team is getting ready to load the bus for a trip to Minneapolis for their football game. The bus breaks down due to poor maintenance. Iowa State never makes it to the game and Jack Trice never dies.
CollegeAfter about a year and a month of majoring […]

Well folks, it’s February 10 and the Iowa Hawkeyes are still in first place. If you would have asked 80 percent of Iowa fans at the beginning of the season if this scenario was going to be true, I think they would have laughed your ass all the way back to Hawkize.com.
Thank God, though, […]

He obviously does it on Iowa State.

Thanks, Jason- It’s been fun.

Ames, IA — Some of our readers on the ISU side of the fence have been complaining that we just rip on ISU to get a funny feeling in our pants. Well, that’s not the image we want here at Hawkize so I decided to do a little favor for those Cyclone fans. […]

No words- Just warm feelings.

Okay, ISU fans, you might not want to read this one… Seriously, I am sure this will offend you, none the less… I do not give a shit, just a fair warning. I hate all of you and do not care about Iowa State.
Well it is Thanksgiving and I am sitting here, drunk off my […]

Saturday’s Gopher ass kicking was the end of the road for the 2005 regular season, and now it’s time to go bowling. It’s anybody’s guess which one we’ll be going to, and it will be a couple weeks before the selection committees make their picks. We’ve got some thoughts on where we’d like […]