Half-drunk this morning, I began to browse my friends’ facebook profiles to find some unfortunate comrades from Iowa State to berate about their 24-13 loss to Division 1AA Northern Iowa on Saturday night.
I came across a friend, Mark, who had this under his posted items:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LVcQeH1ngyc
A new era! Purchase your season tickets now! The Chizik era […]

Iowa State has ugly uniforms. Hawkize.com concurs.
This is the kind of publicity you were looking for, right Pollard? Fag.
On IOWA. Go HAWKS!

1. Iowa 1-0 (0-0)
This is the obvious pick. The Hawks come out, control the ground against a decent team from the MAC and seals up the victory. People might be put aside by the 16-3 margin of victory. Horse shit. Iowa never blows out teams not named Purdue. Saturday’s game was never in doubt for […]

Each week (Usually on Tuesday, sometimes Wednesday depending on drink specials on Monday night), Hawkize will publish a “Week in Review,” in which one of the writers will weigh in on the weeks’ previous action:
..From the “Oh, so obvious” file:”
MICHIGAN- What can you say that hasn’t already been said? Appalachian State. REALLY, Michigan? REALLY? I […]

Hawkize.com has just learned that Jamie Pollard has just wrapped up a deal with the 2006 Champions of the Des Moines Pop Warner league, the Urbandale Broncos, to play 3 games at Jack Trice Stadium starting in 2009 in an effort to bolster their already weak non-conference schedule.
“This is a great deal for both […]

On Wisconsin Badgers fans….
This is where stereotypes are really, really true. I mean you spend a weekend on that campus, whether it’s for football, basketball, hockey, whatever, you will not believe the moronic level that the student body sinks to with just outrageousus drunkenness and just crazy, crazy behavior. But I’m not a prude, and […]

Yes fellas, I must admit that I am excited to debut here at hawkize.com.
Like I told mikehawk… I’ve always wanted to write for a sensationalist website. So lets get this motherbitch moving.
My goal is threefold:
1) To bash Iowa State to my fullest ability. This I promise you, I wll do. Also, there is something you […]

I’m bringing out the secret weapon, folks. Shit has gone sour around here and it’s mostly my fault- I’m not posting enough, but it’s time to fix it. Reserves have been called.
I know what you’re thinking- “Jeez, Mikehawk, you kidnapped a Chinese national and are giving him citizenship in an attempt to get people to […]

I’m not even going to start: Straw Poll Results Delay
Side-note — Iowa has no problem with polling

IOWA CITY, IA(Hawkize)- With a fist pump, Panchero’s owner and founder Rodney Anderson announced today that Panchero’s has officially out-grossed the entire Iowa State Athletic Deprartment for the 2006 fiscal year.
“We’re really excited,” he told Hawkize in a special, made-up interview. “I mean, I know it’s not a big deal to out-do ISU, but every […]

IOWA CITY, IA — For Devan Moylan, it’s about one more chance.
On Thursday, word leaked to Hawkize that Devan Moylan was awarded a fifth year of eligiblity from the NCAA. The walk-on from Panora, IA was not available directly for comment because he is in Europe flipping switches and smacking bitches.
Contrary to popular belief, the […]

Did you know…
..that if you were born during the week that Iowa State won it’s last conference title in football, you’d be turning 105 this fall?
..that Iowa State built a brand new, million-dollar study building just for its athletes? Sadly, they can’t figure out the revolving door at the front, and the building has remained […]

Hawkize.com would like to wish a special 21st birthday wish to one of our more loyal posters/followers, WHO’S CY. She is turning legal today and will now no longer have to worry about that cunt that is PAULA wrecking her tailgating in Iowa City.
HAPPY FUCKIN BIRTHDAY!

Not too long after ISU’s vagabond point guard Mike Taylor is suspended for being a retard and spraying liquid detergent all over an apartment building, he is at it again- shoplifting.
Not just shoplifting, mind you- shoplifting from CUB FOODS!
Story from SportsIllustrated.com….
DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) — Suspended Iowa State guard Mike Taylor was cited by Ames […]