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	<title>Hawkize</title>
	<link>http://www.hawkize.com</link>
	<description>Did your team just win the NCAA wrestling championship?  Yeah, didn't think so.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Andyram: &#8220;Well im off to jail. Wooo&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.hawkize.com/2008/03/14/andyram-well-im-off-to-jail-wooo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 00:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Σ</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s been on everyone&#8217;s mind: &#8220;Where is Andyram?&#8221; You guessed it, jail. Not surprised? Fuck you.
He sent me a text message Wednesday saying he was heading in to serve his 6 days from the DUI he got a few months back. (No, not that one, the other one.)
His first text message to me [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s been on everyone&#8217;s mind: &#8220;Where is Andyram?&#8221; You guessed it, jail. Not surprised? Fuck you.</p>
<p>He sent me a text message Wednesday saying he was heading in to serve his 6 days from the DUI he got a few months back. (No, not that one, the other one.)</p>
<p>His first text message to me said &#8220;Well im off to jail. Wooo&#8221; I messaged him back immediately with &#8220;[Fuck.] I thought that was thursday&#8221;. Minutes later he replied, &#8220;Nope write an article let my fans know where im at&#8221;</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure he would appreciate some love, so&#8230;</p>
<p><strong>Andrew &#8220;Andyram&#8221; Hartman<br />
c/o Story County Sheriff&#8217;s Dept.<br />
1315 South B Avenue<br />
Nevada, IA 50201</strong></p>
<p>If you can&#8217;t afford gas, or a stamp, leave him a message after the tone. [tone]</p>
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		<title>Super Bowl XLII</title>
		<link>http://www.hawkize.com/2008/02/04/super-bowl-xlii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Σ</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Iowa State]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Leave it to a Cyclone to fuck up a Super Bowl win.

I&#8217;d actually like to THANK Ellis Hobbs for doing that though&#8230; He made me $215, betting on the Giants straight up.
THANKS ELLIS - Keep fucking up and make ISU proud!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Leave it to a Cyclone to fuck up a Super Bowl win.<br />
<img src='http://www.hawkize.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/f39ce954-5e32-4e68-b7b9-2b61e3261021.jpg' alt='hobbs' /></p>
<p>I&#8217;d actually like to THANK Ellis Hobbs for doing that though&#8230; He made me $215, betting on the Giants straight up.</p>
<p>THANKS ELLIS - Keep fucking up and make ISU proud!</p>
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		<title>Devan Moylan Fans</title>
		<link>http://www.hawkize.com/2008/02/01/devan-moylan-fans/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 05:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Σ</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[As if the man needs a bigger fan base&#8230;

I know you can barely read it (was taken with a camera phone while I was at the bank) but I think it&#8217;s funnier than hell that it says, &#8220;(there were a few Cyclone fans in the building)&#8221;
Move over Carstens
GO HAWKS
&#8212;&#8212;
&#8220;That animal&#8221; - Andyram&#8217;s comment, seconds after [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As if the man needs a bigger fan base&#8230;<br />
<a href='http://www.hawkize.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/0201082215a.jpg' title='Devan-Panorama_signing'><img src='http://www.hawkize.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/0201082215a.jpg' alt='Devan-Panorama_signing' /></a></p>
<p>I know you can barely read it (was taken with a camera phone while I was at the bank) but I think it&#8217;s funnier than hell that it says, &#8220;(there were a few Cyclone fans in the building)&#8221;</p>
<p>Move over Carstens</p>
<p>GO HAWKS</p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;<br />
&#8220;That animal&#8221; - Andyram&#8217;s comment, seconds after receiving pix msg</p>
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		<title>Bob Sanders</title>
		<link>http://www.hawkize.com/2008/01/07/bob-sanders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:39:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>LegalHawk</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[is better than you
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>is better than <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3185005">you</a></p>
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		<title>Reily Reiff&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.hawkize.com/2007/12/20/reily-reiff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 23:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mikehawk</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m sorry for making fun of you.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m sorry for making fun of you.</p>
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